When I finally get Internet again, and see the Mordekaiser rework...

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/554/670/1a5.jpg

Why would you do this to me, Riot? Why would you take everything that I love about this champion and throw it away?

This isn't Mordekaiser. This is a travesty. Please don't ever let this go to live.

And for the love of God, don't ever let CertainlyT be in charge of reworking anything unless he's going to throw his own champions in the dumpster too.