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Chroyo24 votes

How tough am I? I once put my opinion on the boards. So? On GD. Right this way sir.

StankBootyHoe12 votes

How tough am I? I. Once. Survived. Annie. Bot.

Baron of Bread4 votes

Is that you Shatner?

rinsujo1 votes

No, clearly. If... hewasShatnerhe'd... be talking... muchmorelikethis, since....... he... isn'thoweveritseems he's... channeling... his... innerStephenHawkingperhaps?

JesterSummoner10 votes

I'll have you know I played a game with verbally abusive teammates without muting and I only cried for twenty minutes.

Embertine9 votes

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I!?! I have to put up with bronze BS. Yeah so? I've been doing it for nearly five years. . . . Right this way sir!

Bârd8 votes

How tough am I? I once got a level 6 pentakill. As proxy Singed, in the enemy base

Kitty Darkstar2 votes

Proxy?

Bârd15 votes

When instead of sitting in the lane and last hitting, you run around between the enemy towers to get your farm, intercepting the minion waves.

The manliest of singed players do so in the enemy base, farming the minion waves from both top and mid.

Daedalus8713 votes

[{quoted}](name=The True Bard,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=KPhrsQYq,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2015-11-03T00:29:50.654+0000)

The manliest of singed players do so in the enemy base, farming the minion waves from both top and mid.

False. The manliest of Singeds realize that it is up to them to solo carry the game and farm top, mid, and bot lanes inside the enemy base.

Bârd1 votes

Those are not manly men.

Those are gods.

Daedalus8715 votes

False. They are men.

Gods manage to get jungle farm.

Daedalus8711 votes

And that's why we hate Singed.

RaptorKarr1 votes

I thought this was a hack?

Sinlaire1 votes

it is

rinsujo1 votes

IIRC it was a combination of a hack and a glitch in the masteries for summoner spell CD. (Which enabled the hack.) Long time ago though. I had forgotten buffs used to spawn after monsters.

CasterGilgamesh4 votes

proxy is so fucking annoying all you do as singed is use his poison to kill minions when they are on the way to base

NightOfLight8 votes

How tough am I? I once stole baron. So? With Sunfire cape. Right this way sir.

Ralanr8 votes

How tough am I? I once saved a teammate from Zigg's ultimate with Thresh shield.
So? I was fishing for souls. Right this way sir.

Or

How tough am I? I once defended Riot in their decision.
So? It was Gamplay and Balance. Right this way sir.

VeigarIsTall7 votes

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

I once got a pentakill and stole Baron.

I guess that's impressive. Still won't let ya through.

AS FULL AD JUNGLE BARD. item 3714 item 3153 item 3006 item 3072 item 3022 item 3141

Uh, right this way. Sorry to keep you waiting.

CordedMoss644 votes

that's not how you are supposed to build him?

VeigarIsTall2 votes

Nope. But he kicks major ass if you build him that way. As long as the enemy team doesn't build a lot of armor.

UNSC1 votes

{quoted}

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

I once got a pentakill and stole Baron.

I guess that's impressive. Still won't let ya through.

AS FULL AD JUNGLE BARD. item 3714 item 3153 item 3006 item 3072 item 3022 item 3141

Uh, right this way. Sorry to keep you waiting.

anyone else read the bold in john cena's announcers voice?

IcyPepper6 votes

How tough am I?

I once picked Soraka... into Blitzcrank on purpose.

And won.

Starfish H5 votes

How tough am I? How tough am I? I once got a kill as Nidalee with her spear blindly. So what? I did it with locked in, zoomed in camera. Please step this way in sir.

AirSonance5 votes

"How tough are you?"

Taric

"Right this way, sir..."

RaptorKarr4 votes

How tough am I? How tough am I?

I once got a PentaKill on a 5 man turret dive.

"Yea, so?"

As MissFortune

"Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting."

I'm actually quite proud of that :3

RamboDash154 votes

How tough am I? I once listened to an entire team spam their laughs all game in ARAM So? They were Nunu (bot skin) Lux Lulu Zed Teemo Right this way, sir

junglerboy164 votes

How tough am I?

I once got first blood under the inhib turret

Yeah so?

The game was only 50 seconds in.

**Yeah so? **

It was my first game of league.

(O_O)

Sulghunter2 votes

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I once got a penta-kill.

Yeah, so?

Just with the new thornmail.

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I once stole Baron.

Yeah, so?

With Sunfire Cape.

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

Sulghunter2 votes

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I once got a penta-kill.

Yeah, so?

Just with item 3075 .

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I once stole Baron.

Yeah, so?

I only used ![item 3068](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.20.1/img/item/3068.png) .

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.
Lord Boltrix2 votes

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?"

"How tough am I? How tough am I? I once carried a One for All Game as Nunu Nunu."

"Yeah, and?"

"The other four were {{summoner:2}} summoner 13 item 3341 Disco Nunu."

"Uh... right this way sir!"

SpongebobIsLife2 votes

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

Electro5222 votes

I'll have you know that I once got a Quadra kill with the old Fiora, barely missed killing the fifth guy before getting killed myself, and I only cried for 20 minutes!

Photos of Ghosts2 votes

How tough are you? How tough am I? I enjoy laning against Riven. rappot

okino1 votes

confirmed M

Zhire2 votes

How tough am I? I got a quadrakill with Riven yeah so? my penta was stolen AND I WAS CHILLED ABOUT IT Err.. right this way sir, please.

2000boxes1 votes

could you give me some tips on how to play nami? she is the only support that i cannot play well i can get my carry ridiculously fed on any other support

Epic Murph1 votes

start with spellthief, 1 totem, 1 health pot, and the rest mana pots get w first pop a ward in the opposite laners' bush (or your bush if you're pushed up) use w to poke max w first, then q, then e play passive aggressive first item you should complete is item 2049 second item you should complete is item 3050 end with something like this: item 3092 item 3009 item 3110 item 3050 item 3023 item 2045

2000boxes1 votes

why do you need the ludens? exactly most supports i play encourage a tanky build such as bard or thresh

Epic Murph1 votes

http://s3.roosterteeth.com/images/ahwaffles51a817f125583.jpg

You don't necessarily need ludens, but that or rabbadons is a good way to deal some damage late game. While tanky builds are ok for some supports (leona, tahm, and thresh) Bard and Nami can be built as utility supports. I modified my build above accordingly. That build provides your team with a lot of helpful things:

item 3092 allows you to slow people down as well as get you gold item 3110 lowers enemies' attack speed item 3050 helps out your binded teammate's damage output, as well as your own (item 3504 can work too) item 3023 's active can scout areas ahead of you so you can safely use item 2049

aítch1 votes

how tough am I? I once had my mained banned and I only cried at the banner for the whole game ^-^

RottedApples1 votes

How tough am I? I won a 4v5 So? I carried it with AP MF. Right this way.

Nielarken1 votes

How tough am I? I play Nami and Karma support. So? With no armor or hp runes. Right this way sir.

skdKitsune1 votes

How tough I am?

I stole baron.

Yeah, so?

With sunfire cape.

Uh, right this way!

TheBestWorstPlyr1 votes

How tough am I? I once sucessfully ganked lane Yeah, so? As Taric jungle Uh, right this way sir

Hotlin3 Fling1 votes

How tough am I?

I fb'ed Heimerdinger

Yeah, so?

As Singed

Uh, right this way!

DazedOnlooker1 votes

How tough am I? How tough am I?

I ult body blocked a jinx ult to save my teammate!

Yeah, so?

While tanking Barron as Lulu support!

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.


How tough am I? How tough am I?

I managed to dodge an Ezreal ult as Lulu!

Yeah, so?

I had retreated into the enemy jungle after helping kill off 4 of their members in their own base, with 10hp left!.

Uh huh.....and?

With no vision in the jungle, i stopped mid-teleport to move to another bush out of PURE INTUITION after realizing that the enemy ez never used his ult during that team fight!......while i was teleporting, i saw the ez ult fly right over the bush that i initially tried to use teleport to base from.

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

YumaS2Astral1 votes

{quoted}

How tough am I? How tough am I?

I ult body blocked a jinx ult to save my teammate!

Yeah, so?

While tanking Barron as Lulu support!

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.


How tough am I? How tough am I?

I managed to dodge an Ezreal ult as Lulu!

Yeah, so?

I had retreated into the enemy jungle after helping kill off 4 of their members in their own base, with 10hp left!.

Uh huh.....and?

With no vision in the jungle, i stopped mid-teleport to move to another bush out of PURE INTUITION after realizing that the enemy ez never used his ult during that team fight!......while i was teleporting, i saw the ez ult fly right over the bush that i initially tried to use teleport to base from.

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

You made me remember of two times I stole the baron.

In one, I was using Lulu mid. I polymorphed the enemy Khazix (thus preventing him from using Smite) then I used "Help, Pix" on him, and used Glitterlance to stole the baron.

In the other, I was using Zac support. Enemy Amumu and Lucian were almost finishing off the Baron, when I suddenly used "Elastic Slingshot" to jump on them and then I ulted. Managed to sucessfully stole the Baron, despite the fact that, as a support, I didn't have any offensive items, runes, or masteries.

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