61 Comments

Chroyo11/3/2015, 2:08:10 AM24 votes

How tough am I? I once put my opinion on the boards. So? On GD. Right this way sir.

StankBootyHoe11/3/2015, 2:01:29 AM12 votes

How tough am I? I. Once. Survived. Annie. Bot.

JesterSummoner11/3/2015, 6:21:44 AM10 votes

I'll have you know I played a game with verbally abusive teammates without muting and I only cried for twenty minutes.

Embertine11/3/2015, 4:21:55 AM9 votes

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I!?! I have to put up with bronze BS. Yeah so? I've been doing it for nearly five years. . . . Right this way sir!

Ralanr11/3/2015, 6:08:19 AM8 votes

How tough am I? I once saved a teammate from Zigg's ultimate with Thresh shield.
So? I was fishing for souls. Right this way sir.

Or

How tough am I? I once defended Riot in their decision.
So? It was Gamplay and Balance. Right this way sir.

Bârd11/3/2015, 12:00:11 AM8 votes

How tough am I? I once got a level 6 pentakill. As proxy Singed, in the enemy base

NightOfLight11/3/2015, 5:54:41 AM8 votes

How tough am I? I once stole baron. So? With Sunfire cape. Right this way sir.

VeigarIsTall11/3/2015, 12:35:21 AM7 votes

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

I once got a pentakill and stole Baron.

I guess that's impressive. Still won't let ya through.

AS FULL AD JUNGLE BARD. item 3714 item 3153 item 3006 item 3072 item 3022 item 3141

Uh, right this way. Sorry to keep you waiting.

IcyPepper11/3/2015, 5:38:06 AM6 votes

How tough am I?

I once picked Soraka... into Blitzcrank on purpose.

And won.

Starfish H11/3/2015, 5:06:21 AM5 votes

How tough am I? How tough am I? I once got a kill as Nidalee with her spear blindly. So what? I did it with locked in, zoomed in camera. Please step this way in sir.

AirSonance11/3/2015, 7:44:21 PM5 votes

"How tough are you?"

Taric

"Right this way, sir..."

RamboDash1511/3/2015, 5:02:26 AM4 votes

How tough am I? I once listened to an entire team spam their laughs all game in ARAM So? They were Nunu (bot skin) Lux Lulu Zed Teemo Right this way, sir

RaptorKarr11/3/2015, 3:58:58 AM4 votes

How tough am I? How tough am I?

I once got a PentaKill on a 5 man turret dive.

"Yea, so?"

As MissFortune

"Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting."

I'm actually quite proud of that :3

junglerboy1611/3/2015, 6:49:13 PM4 votes

How tough am I?

I once got first blood under the inhib turret

Yeah so?

The game was only 50 seconds in.

**Yeah so? **

It was my first game of league.

(O_O)

Sulghunter11/2/2015, 11:56:19 PM2 votes

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I once got a penta-kill.

Yeah, so?

Just with the new thornmail.

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I once stole Baron.

Yeah, so?

With Sunfire Cape.

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

Sulghunter11/2/2015, 11:59:05 PM2 votes

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I once got a penta-kill.

Yeah, so?

Just with item 3075 .

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I once stole Baron.

Yeah, so?

I only used ![item 3068](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.14.1/img/item/3068.png) .

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.
Lord Boltrix11/3/2015, 12:35:55 AM2 votes

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?"

"How tough am I? How tough am I? I once carried a One for All Game as Nunu Nunu."

"Yeah, and?"

"The other four were {{summoner:2}} summoner 13 item 3341 Disco Nunu."

"Uh... right this way sir!"

SpongebobIsLife11/3/2015, 8:07:47 AM2 votes

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

Electro52211/3/2015, 4:00:14 PM2 votes

I'll have you know that I once got a Quadra kill with the old Fiora, barely missed killing the fifth guy before getting killed myself, and I only cried for 20 minutes!

Photos of Ghosts11/3/2015, 7:00:14 PM2 votes

How tough are you? How tough am I? I enjoy laning against Riven. rappot

Zhire11/3/2015, 8:18:04 PM2 votes

How tough am I? I got a quadrakill with Riven yeah so? my penta was stolen AND I WAS CHILLED ABOUT IT Err.. right this way sir, please.

aítch11/3/2015, 2:09:46 PM1 votes

how tough am I? I once had my mained banned and I only cried at the banner for the whole game ^-^

Hotlin3 Fling11/4/2015, 12:06:24 AM1 votes

How tough am I?

I fb'ed Heimerdinger

Yeah, so?

As Singed

Uh, right this way!

2000boxes11/3/2015, 3:14:59 AM1 votes

could you give me some tips on how to play nami? she is the only support that i cannot play well i can get my carry ridiculously fed on any other support

DazedOnlooker11/4/2015, 2:08:33 AM1 votes

How tough am I? How tough am I?

I ult body blocked a jinx ult to save my teammate!

Yeah, so?

While tanking Barron as Lulu support!

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.


How tough am I? How tough am I?

I managed to dodge an Ezreal ult as Lulu!

Yeah, so?

I had retreated into the enemy jungle after helping kill off 4 of their members in their own base, with 10hp left!.

Uh huh.....and?

With no vision in the jungle, i stopped mid-teleport to move to another bush out of PURE INTUITION after realizing that the enemy ez never used his ult during that team fight!......while i was teleporting, i saw the ez ult fly right over the bush that i initially tried to use teleport to base from.

Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

skdKitsune11/3/2015, 9:25:02 PM1 votes

How tough I am?

I stole baron.

Yeah, so?

With sunfire cape.

Uh, right this way!

TheBestWorstPlyr11/3/2015, 9:51:14 PM1 votes

How tough am I? I once sucessfully ganked lane Yeah, so? As Taric jungle Uh, right this way sir

RottedApples11/3/2015, 4:00:22 PM1 votes

How tough am I? I won a 4v5 So? I carried it with AP MF. Right this way.

Nielarken11/3/2015, 4:45:30 PM1 votes

How tough am I? I play Nami and Karma support. So? With no armor or hp runes. Right this way sir.