bard is one of the most toxic champions in the game

Big Lincoln·11/4/2016, 2:14:59 PM·88 votes·7,515 views

I saw Bard at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “bwong?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “ootay? ootay? ootay?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Meeps in his hands without paying. The Riven at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the Meeps and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her "doot" and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by ulting her into stasis.

39 Comments

RiotRiot Calad11/5/2016, 12:22:31 AM51 votes

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

Big Lincoln11/4/2016, 2:15:23 PM34 votes

wrong board, i meant to put this in gameplay

Weathered11/5/2016, 3:05:25 AM7 votes

I was doing an english assignment while reading this. Suddenly I understood what a non sequitur is.

The Ender Cobra11/4/2016, 11:39:24 PM4 votes

http://i.imgur.com/GiapkPg.gif?noredirect *replace like with don't understand

GrReaper9611/4/2016, 7:41:05 PM4 votes

What a jerk. If i was that Riven i would of totally Wind Slashed his sorry ass out of the store without those Meeps. I bet he would of payed for them with Caretakers Shrines anyways that take like 10 seconds each and really hold up the line.

arc9511/5/2016, 4:03:00 AM3 votes

Dont have the slightest clue what is going on but I laughed so I upvote [slayer-jinx-wink]

Rivini11/4/2016, 10:57:18 PM2 votes

Bard doesn't say "ootay." The meeps do.

Excalibird11/5/2016, 12:13:52 AM2 votes

aggressive chiming

zander201111/10/2016, 5:40:20 AM1 votes

Have a little sympathy, Bard has fallen upon bad times. (Bard times if you will) His wife left him, and took half his chimes, and he has to live in an apartment beside Taric , so he's always having to deal with loud and questionable noises. Not only that but she took custody over the kids, apparently he's been leaving to go for a "walk" at questionable hours, and is always "late" from work. She suspects he isn't being fully honest with her when he tries to assure her he was "getting chimes, brb." Now you can usually see him hanging around Gragas and Groovy Zilean , probably getting into lord-knows-what to numb the pain.

So please try to understand the situation, he's fallen upon such a slope in his life, I think that forgiving the actions of a broken cloth man would be but a small request.

He would do the same for you.

OokamiNoSora11/4/2016, 10:38:33 PM1 votes

Howd that taste Singed

Lord Galvatron11/5/2016, 1:56:05 AM1 votes

inb4 I make a post titled: Upvote if you hate Bard mains

Tattersall11/5/2016, 2:34:21 AM1 votes

I once saw Bard behind a Safeway trying to sell "Caretaker's Shrines" to kids. I called the police, but by the time they got there, he had already Journeyed away. I think Ivern was with him, but I can't be sure.

Monkey D Luffy11/5/2016, 11:56:39 AM1 votes

This post sounds like a subliminal message that is trying to say Riven isn't a toxic champ...

Chromatic Eagle11/5/2016, 2:35:24 PM1 votes

What is this meme anyway? I saw a Captain America one.

The Loveless11/6/2016, 4:09:30 AM1 votes

Is this one of those waste-your-time memes? I'm confused