bard is one of the most toxic champions in the game

Big Lincoln··88 votes·7,515 views

I saw Bard at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “bwong?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “ootay? ootay? ootay?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Meeps in his hands without paying. The Riven at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the Meeps and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her "doot" and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by ulting her into stasis.

39 Comments

RiotRiot Calad51 votes

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

Big Lincoln13 votes

riot why do you let this toxin champ go unnerfed? ruining my climb to challenjour which i deserve every time someone pick this champion

plz fix your game or i might sue you for this poor balance and take over ur company

Big Lincoln34 votes

wrong board, i meant to put this in gameplay

Mimy24 votes

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wrong board, i meant to put this in gameplay

Even if you did post this in gameplay, I don't think people would understand it.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/evWLoYo9qpkcg/200_s.gif

Big Lincoln11 votes

what's hard to understand?

bard is toxic and needs to be nerfed for the good of the game

Mimy10 votes

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what's hard to understand?

bard is toxic and needs to be nerfed for the good of the game

You think every ranged character is toxic.

I look at Bard and I see a squishy balloon to pop.

Big Lincoln5 votes

squishy when he builds full tank and 45% cdr and stuns you infinitely lol

Mimy3 votes

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squishy when he builds full tank and 45% cdr and stuns you infinitely lol

Never seen/heard of THAT even down in my elo, and this is where weird shit pops up.

I guess you have a point.

Gotta be pretty good at landing them stuns tho.


Now i remember..

I have gotten my face rekted by a Platinum Bard before. Yea, it was not very fun, you could totally tell he was Solo carrying the Lane for his ADC.

Wasn't hard for him to outplay a Bronze and silver.

You just made me remember a really horrible memeory I had repressed.

Now I feel like I need to ban bard all day.. xD


Normally I don't have to worry about this a lot because there are not many "Good" bards.

Big Lincoln13 votes

meta build for bard is frost queen/ talisman, locket, frozen heart, SS, and mikael

being a platinum bard main I like to build Zz or randuin over crucible because I don't value my team's life over my amusement

Mimy1 votes

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meta build for bard is frost queen/ talisman, locket, frozen heart, SS, and mikael

being a platinum bard main I like to build Zz or randuin over crucible because I don't value my team's life over my amusement

When it comes out try knights Vow aside from locket.

I know the resist and Heal is weaker for ranged, but it's still pretty good.


Locket won't quite have that Nitch it has now...

Or you can try the healing support item! Just be mindful of the wind up for it.

Big Lincoln2 votes

I'm probably gonna switch to banner so I can be a pest with it + zzrot

then again I already overcap on CDR thanks to CD boots so maybe I'll just grab more health

Mimy2 votes

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I'm probably gonna switch to banner so I can be a pest with it + zzrot

then again I already overcap on CDR thanks to CD boots so maybe I'll just grab more health

Or grab some item 3009 Nikes So they can't get away from you. lol

Big Lincoln2 votes

I like the reduced CD on my summoner mostly

Since I take ignite and it is a shitty mastery outside of early game, at least I have it up super often . also great for exhaust; CDR boots are key on most supports IMO

Swifty is alright but usually Bard has ridiculous chase with his E anyway

ShovelShepherd1 votes

Oh... I didn't realize that you were actually serious until about half-way through. [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Big Lincoln1 votes

bard is cancer i refuse to play freelo champ

Ravenous Howls1 votes

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meta build for bard is frost queen/ talisman, locket, frozen heart, SS, and mikael

being a platinum bard main I like to build Zz or randuin over crucible because I don't value my team's life over my amusement

I just had to reply and say this made me chuckle. Good stuff!

The Letter H1 votes

If you posted it in gameplay it prob would of gotten removed by rito games.

SpecterVonBaren1 votes

I think you meant to put this in Reddit.

Big Lincoln4 votes

is there a difference kek

SpecterVonBaren1 votes

Well they actually care about LCS and its players while we mostly complain about them ruining our fun in normals.

Big Lincoln2 votes

reporting u for abusing freelo, toxic champ only caters 2 toxin players like you

enjoy having ur computer banned from league by the police

Weathered7 votes

I was doing an english assignment while reading this. Suddenly I understood what a non sequitur is.

GrReaper964 votes

What a jerk. If i was that Riven i would of totally Wind Slashed his sorry ass out of the store without those Meeps. I bet he would of payed for them with Caretakers Shrines anyways that take like 10 seconds each and really hold up the line.

The Ender Cobra4 votes

http://i.imgur.com/GiapkPg.gif?noredirect *replace like with don't understand

arc953 votes

Dont have the slightest clue what is going on but I laughed so I upvote [slayer-jinx-wink]

Rivini2 votes

Bard doesn't say "ootay." The meeps do.

Excalibird2 votes

aggressive chiming

OokamiNoSora1 votes

Howd that taste Singed

Lord Galvatron1 votes

inb4 I make a post titled: Upvote if you hate Bard mains

Tattersall1 votes

I once saw Bard behind a Safeway trying to sell "Caretaker's Shrines" to kids. I called the police, but by the time they got there, he had already Journeyed away. I think Ivern was with him, but I can't be sure.

Monkey D Luffy1 votes

This post sounds like a subliminal message that is trying to say Riven isn't a toxic champ...

Chromatic Eagle1 votes

What is this meme anyway? I saw a Captain America one.

The Loveless1 votes

Is this one of those waste-your-time memes? I'm confused

zander20111 votes

Have a little sympathy, Bard has fallen upon bad times. (Bard times if you will) His wife left him, and took half his chimes, and he has to live in an apartment beside Taric , so he's always having to deal with loud and questionable noises. Not only that but she took custody over the kids, apparently he's been leaving to go for a "walk" at questionable hours, and is always "late" from work. She suspects he isn't being fully honest with her when he tries to assure her he was "getting chimes, brb." Now you can usually see him hanging around Gragas and Groovy Zilean , probably getting into lord-knows-what to numb the pain.

So please try to understand the situation, he's fallen upon such a slope in his life, I think that forgiving the actions of a broken cloth man would be but a small request.

He would do the same for you.

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