bard is one of the most toxic champions in the game
I saw Bard at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “bwong?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “ootay? ootay? ootay?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Meeps in his hands without paying. The Riven at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the Meeps and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her "doot" and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by ulting her into stasis.
has fallen upon bad times. (Bard times if you will)
His wife left him, and took half his chimes, and he has to live in an apartment beside
, so he's always having to deal with loud and questionable noises.
Not only that but she took custody over the kids, apparently he's been leaving to go for a "walk" at questionable hours, and is always "late" from work. She suspects he isn't being fully honest with her when he tries to assure her he was "getting chimes, brb."
Now you can usually see him hanging around
and Groovy
, probably getting into lord-knows-what to numb the pain.