Describe your sex life with a champion quote

Infernal "Who's a good boy? I'm a good boy."

"Existence is pain"

Nope! - (after blocking someone with W, for reference)

"It's only a little prick"

you like my spear? come on over and take a closer look

"You're starting to bore me."

"I'm here! I'm gone, I am so gone."

"-insert laugh here-"

I'm the singlest pringle of them all.

Did I mention it's mating season?

Yes, its true. For only 2,95 a minute I will leave you... Breathless

"I am untouchable!"

Misery loves company.

Lost... and forgotten...

What Hell is worse than this limbo?

"you can't milk those"

"Patience is what separates good hunters from dead ones."

"is that a SHORT JOKE!"