The Doom of Mordekaiser
{{summoner:2}} So you have come at last, to these venerated halls of the Champion Balance team. Come then, Fighter. Make your claim.
I am Mordekaiser, and these are my companions: Darius, Garen and Skarner.
{{summoner:2}} Why have you come here, to my halls?
We seek justice.
{{summoner:2}} Justice for what?
For we immobile fighters, and all immobile champions abroad! For far too long have you favored the likes of Vayne, Lee Sin and Riven. For far too long have you marginalized us. We demand justice!
{{summoner:2}} You are afforded great power, Mordekaiser. In the right hands, you stomp a Solo Que match. Why are you here?
Because despite my considerable power, I have been disregarded by the competitive scene. For too long have we immobile champions been neglected! We demand justice! We demand professional play!
{{summoner:2}} So you want to become a popular pick, Mordekaiser? You want to show up in more games?
Yes!
{{summoner:2}} CertainlyT, what is the most popular role in League as of right now?
ADCs, sir. Practically every team takes one, they're considered bedrocks in the game's meta.
{{summoner:2}} That settles it. Mordekaiser, you will now be reworked into an ADC in a week's time!
WHAT?! THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! I'M A TANK FOR THE RUINED KING'S SAKE!
{{summoner:2}} You asked to become more popular, yet you spurn our generosity?
This isn't what I intended! I asked for justice for us immobile champs, not... perversion! YOU CANNOT DO THIS.
{{summoner:2}} Oh, but I can. Now where is my Azir "That Was Shurima" button? Oh, here it is!
MY DECREE IS MADE.
{{summoner:2}} Say another word of refusal, and you'll join the likes of Olaf and Cassiopeia.
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If there are any to blame, Mordekaiser, look among your followers.
Darius, Garen... Skarner... why...?
They offered to rework us in exchange for bringing you here.
It was the only way I could become viable.
This is more than about us. They also offered to introduce new items for the immobile fighter champs. We've fought for so long, Mordekaiser. To have smoother build options and better gameplay was too much to refuse. And now, we've been given a chance. I'm sorry, Morde, but the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
So we should sacrifice our morals to get what we want? Have we become so desperate, to model after the ADCs and elite picks?
This isn't like that!
YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT IS.
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Go then. Go, return to our friends and comrades, if you haven't betrayed them also. I hope your popularity will be worth the price.
Come with me, then, Morde. We have work to do.
"So sayeth the good book." 
trying to get into Morde's pants... I mean favor, following this betrayal?
angry with her lack of buffs.... also with Kalista sniffing around her man?
, who now fears to become even worse than his already pitiful state?
