So I decided to read the Terms of use thoroughly for the first time.

Who is Taliyah·May 20, 2017·102 votes·3,639 views

https://i.gyazo.com/998d1b6f2d3188d7a7d878aada914033.png

and I laughed.

42 Comments

55976771DEL2May 20, 201727 votes

''Knocking on the door...'' Me: ''Hello who is it?'' They: ''We came here for your kidney'' Me: ''What? O.O'' They: ''Too late now, you accepted the terms of agreement''

I'm really scared if this ever happens...

Who is TaliyahMay 20, 20177 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ23kosLFec

TwitchInMyPantsMay 20, 20171 votes

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''Knocking on the door...'' Me: ''Hello who is it?'' They: ''We came here for your kidney'' Me: ''What? O.O'' They: ''Too late now, you accepted the terms of agreement''

I'm really scared if this ever happens...

Are you in Florida? Maybe you can get away with "Stand your ground" and your favorite rifle :P

55976771DEL2May 21, 20172 votes

No I'm from Serbia, these things never happen here but who knows? xD

I know some guy who downloaded many games from Utorrent and police came to his door... ;'D

3TWarriorMay 21, 20171 votes

the companies can take action against anyone with significant lawsuits ranging in the thousands of dollars...for games that run less than a couple hundred total if the player bought every expansion ever or 50 or less for common games

RainbowIceeMay 21, 20171 votes

if you're in the states there's laws that protect you against ridiculous terms and agreements. Also the terms and agreements can't violate any laws themselves. Organ trafficking is illegal there fore that terms and conditions is illegal.[slayer-jinx-catface]

Master VemiraMay 21, 20171 votes

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''Knocking on the door...'' Me: ''Hello who is it?'' They: ''We came here for your kidney'' Me: ''What? O.O'' They: ''Too late now, you accepted the terms of agreement''

I'm really scared if this ever happens...

That's why EULA's and TOS are not legal contracts, and don't hold in court.

General Esdeath May 20, 201725 votes

I'm Muslim, does this mean I can't play?

Who is TaliyahMay 20, 201737 votes

You should probably contact the player support to figure out a solution.

Velzard of KozMay 20, 201724 votes

Inb4 Yassuo permaban

SaladSavior215May 21, 20173 votes

LMAO

GULAG 4 UMay 21, 20171 votes

Rip my sides.

Nightshade RoseMay 20, 20171 votes

Change your race.

Thats how Aliens play.

NilokMay 21, 20171 votes

Why does it matter if the Martians are blue or orange?

Nightshade RoseMay 22, 20171 votes

Bcause we have orange humans, but no blue ones.

Velzard of KozMay 20, 20173 votes

Normally, you would be able to play, but with this nickname... Unless you are Ziggs main or Pants are Dragon's brother...

General Esdeath May 21, 20172 votes

I got the name from another game, Wizard101

FairyfleurMay 21, 20172 votes

I love Wizard101 omg

General Esdeath May 21, 20172 votes

It used to be so fun lmao back when 50/60 was the cap. Dragonspyre Music was OP

FairyfleurMay 21, 20172 votes

I haven't played for a while, but I loved Life. My main wizard I had gotten up to level 100.

General Esdeath May 21, 20172 votes

Storm was so fun. Last time I played 100 was the cap, it's 120 now apparently.

FairyfleurMay 21, 20172 votes

I haven't tried to do the next two worlds, but I know I had a lot of fun playing. Getting up to those higher levels feels really rewarding. Too bad many think that the game is too childish, it gets a lot more complex later on.

General Esdeath May 21, 20172 votes

I think it's fine being childish and funny, it's supposed to be a game for parents and kids to play. Me and my parents bonded with board games and outdoor activities but to be honest I can see myself bonding with my kid over video games.

Pierce The VealMay 21, 20171 votes

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I think it's fine being childish and funny, it's supposed to be a game for parents and kids to play. Me and my parents bonded with board games and outdoor activities but to be honest I can see myself bonding with my kid over video games.

Ah, I used to play wiz101 back in 2012. I actually started playing again for nostalgia just within the last two weeks lol.

General Esdeath May 21, 20171 votes

I tried a year ago but it's too meh now

Pierce The VealMay 24, 20171 votes

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I tried a year ago but it's too meh now

They've become really cheap, and the grind to get anything is ridiculous.

FairyfleurMay 21, 20172 votes

I'm alright with that, it's just annoying that a lot of people have shunned it without seeing much of it.

Busty DemonessMay 20, 20174 votes

Serious Answer: Depends. Are you a Middle Eastern Muslim?

Less Serious answer: Is it Allahu Akbar or Admiral Ackbar?

rtbf225618241May 21, 20171 votes

It's neither. It's "Allahu Akbar".

Busty DemonessMay 21, 20171 votes

Because spelling isn't a game, I have corrected it.

rtbf225618241May 21, 20171 votes

Thank you, kind Sir.

General Esdeath May 21, 20171 votes

Egyptian

MelledoneusMay 21, 20177 votes

It's 'Koala Snackbar' you racist.

GULAG 4 UMay 21, 20171 votes

Inb4 Islam isn't a race argument inc

MelledoneusMay 21, 20174 votes

Koalas are a race. What, you think everything is about humans?!?

GULAG 4 UMay 21, 20171 votes

No only darkins matter

MelledoneusMay 21, 20171 votes

Darkins are the things you put on weapon racks.

Eternal TormentMay 20, 20179 votes

that explains why there are so many turks in euw servers e.e they can't Play in their servers due to that term

JRobin31May 21, 20172 votes

So... Player and Behavior is branching out. Now accounts can be banned based on actions that take place strictly outside of the game.

The message is clear: stop terrorizing people IRL or your LoL account will be banned. If it works maybe they can get a Nobel Peace Prize.

SEKAIMay 21, 20172 votes

The chances to die on the way to work/school in a random traffic accident, of heart attacks, diseases and such, or even being attacked by random strangers for no reason, is tens of times, hundred of times or thousands of times higher than being blown up by a terrorist. But people fear the latter more than anything (I mean, when's the last time you see someone being afraid of the highways, even though that's where a great deal of the deaths take place), so much so the ToS has to be written and/or modified to include special cases and disclaimers/clarifications such as one of these.

When you fear terrorists to this extent, it means the terrorism is effective as intended. You don't fight terrorism with fear, just like you don't fight fire with oil. And you should never ignore the intricacy of social/political situation and how it came to be, get familiar with it, understand it. It feels even worse when you realise many governments are actually exploiting terrorism cases to create divide within its own people to create more problems rather to control and fix them, and instead of actually reaching out to see if they could tackle the root of this violence the solution people go with is usually to create yet more violence, but hey.

Anyways, memes.