Anybody else think champion mains are becoming the new vegans?

LegacyDAP·8/6/2016, 11:54:54 AM·28 votes·2,043 views

All they do is talk about the one champion they play and talk about how much they know about them. Just in case your forgot they mained that champion they'll change their summoner name to relate to them and tell you every 5 seconds that they main them.

tl;dr: Mordekaiser players are vegans

please don't hurt me morde mains

58 Comments

Malicious Metal8/6/2016, 12:06:20 PM31 votes

Did you know, I main Mordekaiser. Mordekaiser es numero Uno He's great I know so much about him Did I tell you how great at Morde I am?

MavenSong8/6/2016, 12:05:02 PM11 votes

... no idea what you mean about the name thing... not a clue.

Oleandervine8/6/2016, 1:50:15 PM8 votes

You know who's most like bossy vegans? Those "Daily SoloQ" and "Graves' Cigar" posters.

Malevolent Metal8/6/2016, 4:17:19 PM7 votes

Triggered

Glory ln Death8/6/2016, 2:32:52 PM4 votes

You know, once I started maining Sion, I became happy with my life. You look like a happy person, too. How long have you been maining Sion?

Sion really is the key to finding fulfillment in life. I don't understand why anyone would go back to playing those other champions - all they do is make people salty and unpleasant to be around.

When you begin to main Sion, you don't go back. It's not just a main, it's a lifestyle.

It's not that I think people who main other champions are terrible people, I just think they're the worst kind of people.

warpenguin5558/6/2016, 12:32:36 PM2 votes

sounds like vapists to me. good thing my guyMalzahar aint got time for that shit

Lolipoppers8/6/2016, 6:33:03 PM2 votes

Ezreal : Tahm, why aren't you eating enemy champions? TahmKench : I'm Vegan. Ezreal : Yes, but now they got two towers, an inhibitor, and are taking baron. TahmKench : I'm Vegan. I only eat Maokai and Zyra .

InhaleMyGayWhale8/6/2016, 8:23:19 PM1 votes

Pretty much me

Nielarken8/6/2016, 8:54:09 PM1 votes

I tell people I main teemo, havent played a teemo game in months.

Qiy4na8/6/2016, 9:35:02 PM1 votes

lol its true

Blue Moon Wolf8/6/2016, 10:23:02 PM1 votes

Well, there is still Laughing Fish. He hasn't changed his name to "Might of Demacia" or " Justice Fish" yet.

morayshark8/6/2016, 10:25:32 PM1 votes

NOOOXXXUUUHSSS WITH A SIDE OF SOULS Darius Thresh

The Aqualious8/6/2016, 10:31:33 PM1 votes

I think I'm pretty good at not spamming people with the awesomeness that is Shaco

Handin Out Naps8/6/2016, 11:04:56 PM1 votes

I just like puns :l.

Only Play Darius8/7/2016, 12:55:36 AM1 votes

I do have 2 hardcore mains Darius Nasus but as a whole I consider myself a juggernaut main and am flexible

SpookyNeedle8/7/2016, 1:31:41 AM1 votes

I main Fiora I even remembered her champ number and just type out champion:114 (with brackets around it of course)

morris18/7/2016, 7:53:51 AM1 votes

Mordekaiser mains definitely have a reason to act that way since Riot ruined their champion.

Seraphize8/7/2016, 8:32:11 AM1 votes

I have an NA account registered as RWBYorick somewhere. Rito I swear if you screw up his rework...

Ashe Jungle8/7/2016, 3:57:31 PM1 votes

/waves

LordGeovanni8/7/2016, 11:34:10 PM1 votes

Cant get more vegan than riven mains then adc mains then vayne mains.

Mad King Hades8/6/2016, 12:09:12 PM1 votes

Hmm, probably true. Malicious can only talk about Mordekaiser.

Marshbouy8/6/2016, 12:58:42 PM1 votes

So true. I think the only times i call myself s ryze main is when someone starts whining about ryze being OP. rly tho. Mordekaiser mains are the fucking worst. I'll be talking about some unrelated balance issue and then they bring up mordekaiser's rework for no reason.

Wheatloaf8/6/2016, 3:40:42 PM1 votes

I'm a Vel'Koz main. But I'll only bother telling you that if it's somewhat relevant information, and the conversation ends there unless you ask me something about him.

He's the best champion in the game, though, and you should give him a try.

Kadavik8/6/2016, 4:00:38 PM1 votes

I'm a pretty weird kind of main. I main champions for a while and then I rotate to others as I change my playstyle.

invisiblecat18/6/2016, 5:35:08 PM1 votes

If only my name was invisibleKat1

GULAG 4 U8/6/2016, 7:36:15 PM1 votes

I am kha'zeex main and nobody knowns >:C

Did i tell you about my penta getting stealed?

Also did I tell you I main kha'zix?