All they do is talk about the one champion they play and talk about how much they know about them. Just in case your forgot they mained that champion they'll change their summoner name to relate to them and tell you every 5 seconds that they main them.
tl;dr: Mordekaiser players are vegans
please don't hurt me morde mains
Malicious Metal31 votesDid you know, I main Mordekaiser. Mordekaiser es numero Uno He's great I know so much about him Did I tell you how great at Morde I am?
LegacyDAP10 votesLol bless you Metal for being a good sport.
Immortal Fenix2 votesYOUR SICKNESS SUSTAINS HIM; HE DELIGHTS IN YOUR PAIN! AND ON SUMMONER'S RIFT, HE IS LOOOORD. WHEN THE DUST HAS ALL SETTLED; THE MASTER OF METAL IS THE ONLY THING LEFT TO RECOOOOOORD! LIFE'S OVERRATED, THERE'S NONE QUITE AS GREAT AS HE: THE KAISER OF MOOOOORDE! YOUR LIFELINES ARE SEVERED, AFFLICTION FOREVER, OUTNUMBERED: YOU FALL TO THE HOOOORDE, SIX VEE FOOOOOOOOUR.
MavenSong11 votes... no idea what you mean about the name thing... not a clue.
LegacyDAP6 votesGood thing I'm not a Taric main.
MavenSong6 votesWas more refering to myself, lol.
Vistha Kai1 votesShush, FeBeast.
TheGodAwfulUdyr1 votesBut it applies to so many of us.
MavenSong1 votesit was more ment as a Dis to myself tho, cause i changed my name not to long ago to this actually lol.
TheGodAwfulUdyr1 votesSo no1 else is invited? ;_;
MavenSong1 votesIts an Open Party friend, no invitation needed
Sahn Uzal2 votesHa! Nerds! Who names their accounts after their main champion? LOL Who the hell does that? Right? Guys? Wait a second....
TheGodAwfulUdyr1 votesya those noobs, btw what are we waiting for?
Sahn Uzal1 votesya those noobs, btw what are we waiting for?
Uhm...
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_m8w127x5bz1rx3n09o1_500.gif
Avarosan Bonnie1 votesPfft, what kind of person has a name referencing their champ? Preposterous, I say! I don't know anyone who resorts to such a thing.
MavenSong1 votesIkr what scrubs they need to git gud.
Oleandervine8 votesYou know who's most like bossy vegans? Those "Daily SoloQ" and "Graves' Cigar" posters.
Tahyana1 votesYou know who's most like bossy vegans? Those "Daily SoloQ" and "Graves' Cigar" posters.
^^^Sooooooo this. I am so tired of these posts and jokes.
TheSequelsRBad4 votesYou can be tired of soloQ threads but Graves can't have a Cigar?
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I am sorry.
BloodyTompon5 votesOH YOU BASTARD! I just wrote something almost verbatim to this because I didn't see it. Now I feel like Meliana Trump... :/
TheSequelsRBad1 votesWell, you know what they say about great minds?
Pierce The Veal1 votesBloodyTompon2 votesDaily reminder: You can complain about vegans, but Graves can't have his cigar. . . . I'm not even sorry.
Malevolent Metal7 votesTriggered
Glory ln Death4 votesYou know, once I started maining Sion, I became happy with my life. You look like a happy person, too. How long have you been maining Sion?
Sion really is the key to finding fulfillment in life. I don't understand why anyone would go back to playing those other champions - all they do is make people salty and unpleasant to be around.
When you begin to main Sion, you don't go back. It's not just a main, it's a lifestyle.
It's not that I think people who main other champions are terrible people, I just think they're the worst kind of people.
SlntReaper1 votesSo true
warpenguin5552 votessounds like vapists to me. good thing my guy
aint got time for that shit
Lolipoppers2 votes
: Tahm, why aren't you eating enemy champions?
: I'm Vegan.
: Yes, but now they got two towers, an inhibitor, and are taking baron.
: I'm Vegan. I only eat 
and 
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Mad King Hades1 votesHmm, probably true. Malicious can only talk about Mordekaiser.
Malicious Metal2 votesPlease, there are countless other topics other than #MORDEKAISER
Marshbouy1 votesSo true. I think the only times i call myself s ryze main is when someone starts whining about ryze being OP. rly tho. Mordekaiser mains are the fucking worst. I'll be talking about some unrelated balance issue and then they bring up mordekaiser's rework for no reason.
Malicious Metal3 votesThe armorpen ADC build being so strong is 100% related to Mordekaiser's rework.
Wheatloaf1 votesI'm a Vel'Koz main. But I'll only bother telling you that if it's somewhat relevant information, and the conversation ends there unless you ask me something about him.
He's the best champion in the game, though, and you should give him a try.
Kadavik1 votesI'm a pretty weird kind of main. I main champions for a while and then I rotate to others as I change my playstyle.
invisiblecat11 votesIf only my name was invisibleKat1
GULAG 4 U1 votesI am kha'zeex main and nobody knowns >:C
Did i tell you about my penta getting stealed?
Also did I tell you I main kha'zix?
InhaleMyGayWhale1 votesPretty much me
Nielarken1 votesI tell people I main teemo, havent played a teemo game in months.
Qiy4na1 voteslol its true
Blue Moon Wolf1 votesWell, there is still Laughing Fish. He hasn't changed his name to "Might of Demacia" or " Justice Fish" yet.
morayshark1 votesNOOOXXXUUUHSSS
WITH A SIDE OF SOULS
The Aqualious1 votesI think I'm pretty good at not spamming people with the awesomeness that is Shaco
Handin Out Naps1 votesI just like puns :l.
Only Play Darius1 votesI do have 2 hardcore mains 
but as a whole I consider myself a juggernaut main and am flexible
SpookyNeedle1 votesI main 
I even remembered her champ number and just type out champion:114 (with brackets around it of course)
morris11 votesMordekaiser mains definitely have a reason to act that way since Riot ruined their champion.
Seraphize1 votesI have an NA account registered as RWBYorick somewhere. Rito I swear if you screw up his rework...
Ashe Jungle1 votes/waves
LordGeovanni1 votesCant get more vegan than riven mains then adc mains then vayne mains.
