I'VE FOUND RIOT'S OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON TOPLANE!!!!

Are you a toplaner?

Yes...

Do you ever want to make an impact on the team?

Yes...

Well Fuck you, play something to protect your ADC you whiny little shit

but... why though...

Just play ADC then if you want to carry a team

I don't have fun pla-

SHUT UP AND GO PLAY ADC

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