Remember those anomalies in the jungle in bronze

Craft Zeppelin·9/13/2015, 4:57:10 AM·60 votes·2,392 views

I still recall those days when i was in bronze tier. In a game which every lane was winning, around 20 mins suddenly our master Yi jungle gets pulled into a huge gravitational field made by a large celestial object within the enemy jungle and he is unable to respond to pings to back since the disturbance in radio waves are jamming our communications and gets killed 5 times in a row there. I am quite certain it is a black hole singularity because its invisible to the naked eye, since i have checked their jungle quite a lot by warding the area. Another evidence that this is a cosmic gravitational phenomenon is because our master yi always says "LAG" when he gets pulled in which must stand as a acronym for "Largely Accreting Gravity".

The wierd thing is this anomaly never can be seen within our jungle. ever

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BetaDude409/13/2015, 4:38:42 PM31 votes

I must note here that this effect (We'll dub it the Zepellin-Yi Theorem of Jungle Dynamics) is especially noticeable only upon champions that are denoted to have high skill values required, as specified by the mains that use them, e.g. Master Yi, Lee Sin, ect.

I would like to point out Dr. iZpixl5's brilliant research paper on the dynamics of Master Yi and the way that he interacts in a standard match. He makes some really good points, even if the information is slightly outdated in today's modern world.

Now, according to my own studies, if the Feral Flare Recurring Farm Theory is indeed true, then it can be applied to its similar item, the elusive Sated Devourer (we've only been able to detect this item in controlled quantities, namely on Master Yi mains as well as stupid Vayne mains, and several other places as well). Now, if it indeed true that the average Master Yi main will behave accordingly with that particular item, accounding for skill level, the Dunning-Krugs Effect, Heimerdinger's Theory of Jungle Meta Relativity, and several other factors, we can formulate the following:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/math/9/6/d/96d43b8af07f1fa6fff5f0d7869a1234.png https://upload.wikimedia.org/math/9/3/5/9355a95f5b06b123f6b5e32f78f30133.png https://upload.wikimedia.org/math/d/6/f/d6f576408775e7eb4f6f8863f886ec67.png

Which can put simply as:

Singularity=True

So yes, your theory does hold up. I believe we need some graphs to prove it is a sound theory.

http://image.mathcaptain.com/cms/images/41/bar-graph-picture.gif https://wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/uc_seallevel_2009r1.png https://gcoinc.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/us_aid_graph.png

Doctor Dyment9/13/2015, 9:45:09 PM4 votes

SIR! Our Jungle Operative is not responding to our signals! What? Why? Do you know the reason? No sir, I cannot pinpoint the reason as to why he does not respond! Wait, what is that? Its.... Oh God no. SIR! THERE'S A BLACK HOLE IN THE WAY! ITS DISRUPTING OUR SIGNALS! Pull us OUT damn it! I can't! The gravitational force is getting too strong! Quick! The enemy team are all closing in on the Jungle Operative! Send SOMETHING!

Ping

And ally has been slain

Lag

A summoner has disconnected

Reaper Soraka9/13/2015, 9:47:26 PM1 votes

Quasars are so pretty. ... What were you saying again?

Petrablaze9/14/2015, 2:31:04 PM1 votes

So the enemy has a JG Veigar?

fantastic dud9/15/2015, 12:44:47 PM1 votes

wow, this is like the smartest thread that was ever posted in here, i feel intimitated by how much u all know.SO,SO MUCH INFORMATION. but i think that my freind Velkoz would have a better explenation. ITS ALL IN THE VOID.