So I was talking about Dark Star Thresh with a friend...

Sahn Uzal··14 votes·3,808 views

Me: Are you getting that Thresh skin? It's so sexy

Friend: Probs tbh. Friend: I already own CS and DT.

Me: I fucking LOVE THE JOKE Me: Where he accidentally sucks a frog into his blackhole

Friend: ikr!

Me: OH GOD THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG

Friend: Thanks. Friend: Now you made me think of Friend: Thresh shoving a frog into his butt.

The joke: https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0q6G_XxeTQM/V09z484UgUI/AAAAAAAA7Ts/GnPN8h8czWg1Fi7vWNtAdk9Y68k_6Ue8ACLcB/s320/2mIZy2P%2B-%2BImgur.gif

"Ah, the sweet tones of misery."

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8 Comments

Over Innsmouth1 votes

Sounds like a pretty cool guy. I'd like to meet him some day.

Sahn Uzal1 votes

:^)

Zydron1 votes

I love his joke so much

Thresh "Look at you! I think I'll keep yo-......."

CeexSett1 votes

Plot twist: OP's Friend is actually the frog.

MaianDPS1471 votes

...Homestuck Reference?

Is Thresh Calliope now? (The one who made sure she was strong enough to beat her brother.)

Sahn Uzal1 votes

It's not a reference, I litteraly had that exact conversation with a friend yesterday :p

The 2nd Horseman1 votes

I mean he's a champion into whips and chains what did you expect bra? I mean he's even got another guy's girl in a lantern, that's got have like a candle , and like, hot wax.

VendettaX41 votes

Chains and whips, sucking things into black holes, stealing peoples wives...thresh is pretty kinky if you ask me.

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