So I was talking about Dark Star Thresh with a friend...

Sahn Uzal·6/3/2016, 3:20:33 PM·14 votes·3,808 views

Me: Are you getting that Thresh skin? It's so sexy

Friend: Probs tbh. Friend: I already own CS and DT.

Me: I fucking LOVE THE JOKE Me: Where he accidentally sucks a frog into his blackhole

Friend: ikr!

Me: OH GOD THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG

Friend: Thanks. Friend: Now you made me think of Friend: Thresh shoving a frog into his butt.

The joke: https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0q6G_XxeTQM/V09z484UgUI/AAAAAAAA7Ts/GnPN8h8czWg1Fi7vWNtAdk9Y68k_6Ue8ACLcB/s320/2mIZy2P%2B-%2BImgur.gif

"Ah, the sweet tones of misery."

  • Thresh Thresh

8 Comments

Over Innsmouth6/3/2016, 5:23:03 PM1 votes

Sounds like a pretty cool guy. I'd like to meet him some day.

Zydron6/3/2016, 5:25:52 PM1 votes

I love his joke so much

Thresh "Look at you! I think I'll keep yo-......."

CeexSett6/3/2016, 6:04:29 PM1 votes

Plot twist: OP's Friend is actually the frog.

MaianDPS1476/3/2016, 7:27:34 PM1 votes

...Homestuck Reference?

Is Thresh Calliope now? (The one who made sure she was strong enough to beat her brother.)

The 2nd Horseman6/4/2016, 12:12:17 AM1 votes

I mean he's a champion into whips and chains what did you expect bra? I mean he's even got another guy's girl in a lantern, that's got have like a candle , and like, hot wax.

VendettaX46/5/2016, 2:01:08 AM1 votes

Chains and whips, sucking things into black holes, stealing peoples wives...thresh is pretty kinky if you ask me.