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"Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?"
"How much?" said Arthur.
"None at all," said Mr. Prosser.
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The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
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It was for the sake of this day that he had first decided to run for the Presidency, a decision which had sent waves of astonishment throughout the Imperial >Galaxy — Zaphod Beeblebrox? President? Not the Zaphod Beeblebrox? Not the President? Many had seen it as a clinching proof that the whole of known >creation had finally gone bananas.
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"The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
"'But,' says Man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own >arguments, you don't. QED.'
"'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
"Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it >as the central theme of his bestselling book, Well That about Wraps It Up for God.
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“I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it!”
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"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed," Marvin said.
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Ah . . . ! What's happening? it thought. Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I?
Calm down, get a grip now . . . oh! this is an interesting what is it? It's sort of . . . yawning, tingling sensation in my . . . my . . . well, I suppose I'd better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so >let's call it my stomach. Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what about this whistling roaring sound going past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that . . . wind! Is that a good name? It'll do . . . perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I've found out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This . . . let's call it a tail - yeah, tail. Hey! I can really thrash it about pretty good, can't I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn't seem to achieve very much but I'll probably find out what it's for later on. Now, have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation . . . Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now, isn't there? And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming toward me very fast? Very, very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide-sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name- ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? Hello Ground!
All of the quotes are from the same place, and if you don't know what it is, I'm sure any number of people on this forum will promptly provide you with such information, along with a firm scolding.
Xerath
Gragas
Zilean
"I'm Batman."
-- Bruce Wayne, Batman
"I think we're in a sweet spot at the moment, but I've also thought that before, so let's just see how it feels for a few weeks."
-- Ghostcrawler, World of Warcraft
"Buffs are breaking the game."
-- Ghostcrawler, World of Warcraft: QA on Hybrid DPS
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
-Alestorm
"Rivers change course over many lifetimes, and eventually all bridges tumble down" - The Outsider - Dishonored
"Its me mr. steal yo girl"
-Trey Songz
"Under da sea"
-Sebastion
Rengar
"One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?" - Spy, TF2
"Floor Ketchup want some?"
