"This stone-faced warrior is a paragon of his people, his very existence an anthem of exultation to the art of combat ... He cares not who he fights, and cares nothing for the pageantry or prestige of a League champion, but lives only for the austere glory of battle. As long as Pantheon breathes, he thirsts for another foe to vanquish."
: "i always wanted to be a baker"
DrProfVibeCheck51 votesPantheon IS a baker. Its just that you are the dough, and Hell is the oven.
Rew7114 votesDoes anyone else read Shokugeki no Soma? When I read this, that's all I could think about.
I imagine Pantheon
http://file.thisisgame.com/upload/tboard/user/2013/03/29/20130329234811_5173.jpg
(props to the guy who made the shirt, it wasn't me but its cool, i don't know who it is since I can't read the language)
Pikmints2 votesSlow down there Sweeney Todd.
WyvernEgg9 votesIsnt that one of his jokes though. you know the thing you're not supposed to take seriously?
Oh wait memes and games
Kitty Darkstar16 votesI think this is a quote everyone takes seriously Honestly he's the best baker in Valoran when he tries.
Rustling Bush22 votes[{quoted}](name=Kitty Darkstar,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=BIwwoYT4,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2015-11-05T23:00:07.663+0000)
I think this is a quote everyone takes seriously Honestly he's the best baker in Valoran when he tries.
http://lolwp.com/wp-content/uploads/Sinful-Succulence-Morgana-Chinese.jpg
: you will soon know what despair taste like!
Ralanr13 votes: It doesn't taste very good. Come on down to Aegis Aliment! My bread isn't corrupted by magic!
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Gorgannan1 votesBitch please. You ever been to Morgana's restaurant?
Kitty Darkstar6 votesI have, actually. It was OK. I wonder if Rammus works there.
Remlap12231 votes[zombie-brand-clap]
I Main Swain1 votesher cookies suck
Starfish H7 votesSilly Pantheon wanting to be a baker. He's already a baker. His main ingredient are salt and tears.
LordKentravyon4 votesI always though of it as a joke based on this
WildKenchAppears3 votesi still want Pancaketheon to be a skin. pancake shield, fork spear, syrupsplosion from ult
Ralanr1 votesIt's between that and baker Pantheon.
[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
Captain Aishi2 votesPantheon simply aims to become zealot chef, a position that is reserved only for those skilled in the arts of COOKING and KILLING!
Xiyador2 votesWHERE THE FUCK IS MY BAKER PANTHEON RIOT. [zombie-brand-mindblown]
Uroboros1152 voteshow it feels to chew pantheon's gum [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]
Ralanr1 votes[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Jack º3 votes[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]
VeigarIsTall2 votes[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
2000boxes1 votes[slayer-jinx-unamused]
VeigarIsTall1 votes[slayer-jinx-wink]
RaptorKarr1 votes[slayer-jinx-catface]
ModWulf Helhammer1 votes[zombie-nunu-hearts]
Nunu!
Ralanr5 votes[zombie-brand-facepalm]
Blue Moon Wolf11 votesso in other news, stickers are now a thing, to bad they are all based on skins from riots failed attempt at a harrowing. [zombie-nunu-bummed]
kJs2 votes[zombie-brand-clap]
Decrit6 votesDoes not mind, stickers are cool
[slayer-jinx-catface]
Blue Moon Wolf6 votesThey are indeed cool, I just wish they started more like this: http://static2.gamespot.com/uploads/scale_super/1551/15516851/2941774-lfs23.png rather than this :p [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
Ralanr3 votesHuh...two Rakkor champions eating popcorn. Does Diana have a sticker?
I hope we get more though.
Akindled Soul1 votesPantheon's resume: Was a Spartan, Baker, and Dragon Slayer. Current occupation: Zombie Slayer. (Soon to be fired.) Next occupation: Unknown. (Probably a Farmer.)
Thekingofavela1 votes[zombie-brand-clap]
Uberpocolypse1 votesThat is quite uber{{summoner:17}}
NazZomLord1 votes[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
TitanOfTheDeep1 votes[slayer-jinx-wink]
1ShadowofDeath1 votes[slayer-jinx-wink]
MrryZ1 votesThe way his lore is written is almost like a historian writing about him. Voila they had no clue he is a baker deep inside. But maybe thats just me...
Stevev451 votes
Terozu1 votes[slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-unamused] [slayer-jinx-catface] [slayer-pantheon-popcorn] [zombie-brand-facepalm] [zombie-brand-clap] [slayer-pantheon-thumbs] [slayer-pantheon-rainbows] [zombie-brand-mindblown] [zombie-nunu-bummed] [zombie-nunu-hearts] [zombie-nunu-tears]
