Olympic Throws

I picked up a champ, who to me was brand new I played an off-role, and with odd runes, too I stomped my lane, repelling 3-man ganks Eating assassins and mages and bruisers and tanks

Meanwhile, bot, with enemy sup camping top, Both of our laners accomplish jack squat There's no help from mid, who thinks new champs are for ranked And our jg is busy setting up enemy counter-ganks

I've taken objectives, killed carries, and helped lanes But the Feed is too strong in those without brains As the timer ticks on, and the 3/10 Yi becomes God I find myself marveling, and increasingly awed

See, I'm not that good, but what's really sad Is that I look like Jesus, surrounded by players this bad Even a professional, holding one of five cards Can't carry when the other four are being drooled on by tards.