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ChaosThief36 votes

*bonus points if you're playing Brand

But seriously, fuck fizz. Fuck him with a passion.

ponkzy2 votes

youre only hope is to stun him mid q. best bet would be to see him get in range and if he qs in flash e then q w r

Auroramancer15 votes

Only if you take him out to dinner first

kile1474 votes

Not sushi places though, he gets nervous there...

macromite7 votes

unless he IS the sushi. Chogath

Punkkee2 votes

if i eat that my stomach will get fizzy ill accept my downvotes now

TheFancySkeleton4 votes

TahmKench

Jeanne fan club15 votes

Fizz is really unhealthy for the game I feel. I don't know if anyone else has flashed/ dashed away from his ult right when he casts it only to just have it snap to you when your already behind your own turret, but I think its ridiculous that he can literally walk up, get stunned under turret, finish you off with his absurd damage, then walk away with half health as if nothing ever happened.

He is only weak until lvl 3, where his playful trickster does 300+ damage and it only takes 2 aa to finish off a target with 700 hp left. It doesn't even matter how much you harass him, he starts flask and pots so there is no hope of using your pre lvl 3 advantage against him. If anyone knows a champion who can harass him out of lane efficiently without being able to die to him without counterplay at lvl 3 please tell me, because the only champ that I think can pull it off is Swain.

Frnak9 votes

o look i r untargettable with movement.

At least with Vlad if you slow him, he's not going far as the little pool. Fizz?

He'll sit up there for years. Then. Go somewhere. And he lands on your face. And you die. Because. lol dot % based on missing HP.

Wat.

Troll for Trump3 votes

Fizz and Vayne are really cheap. True damage, Untargebility, and Stealth are probably the most toxic mechanics in the game, in that order. Vlad is a good example of having a balanced untargebility: fits his kit, can be useful, fills in his "Escape" sorta nicely, fits his niche, and has a high cooldown to make up for the untargebility.... but fizz's untargeilibty: lich bane proc, almost now cool down, hugeass damage, and 2 jumps.

kile1474 votes

I find it somewhat ironic the the healthiest part of Vlad's kit is the most generally hated mechanic in the game.

AutoreactiveCD41 votes

When I realized this about the w I started hating his q that much more.

Troll for Trump1 votes

We should QQ more about vladmir.

Anotherherolost6 votes

[{quoted}](name=Mr Trianglez,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=AuxcTkIF,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2015-07-27T01:37:59.284+0000)

Fizz is really unhealthy for the game I feel. I don't know if anyone else has flashed/ dashed away from his ult right when he casts it only to just have it snap to you when your already behind your own turret, but I think its ridiculous that he can literally walk up, get stunned under turret, finish you off with his absurd damage, then walk away with half health as if nothing ever happened.

He is only weak until lvl 3, where his playful trickster does 300+ damage and it only takes 2 aa to finish off a target with 700 hp left. It doesn't even matter how much you harass him, he starts flash and pots so there is no hope of using your pre lvl 3 advantage against him. If anyone knows a champion who can harass him out of lane efficiently without being able to die to him without counterplay at lvl 3 please tell me, because the only champ that I think can pull it off is Swain.

I've mained Fizz (Downvotes) for a couple years now. Smart Annie's, Chogath's, Syndra's, Orianna's and like you said Swain's can do it. Varus can even pull it off as long as he keeps good distance. Also taking barrier and/or heal helps a lot. Playful trickster just needs to do less damage, the ratio and base damage are both too high. He probably just needs a rework since most everyone seems to agree that having a mini zhonas over-the-wall dash that does tons of damage built into your kit on a very low cooldown with CC attached to it isn't very fun to play against. Lol, I never realized how silly that ability is until I just typed that all out.

MohawkBird1 votes

I'd rather go for a slight cooldown increase on his E. The fact that he can use it every 6 seconds late game is pretty stupid.

GreenLore1 votes

Yeah I think his E could really need a bit less damage,it is simply frustrating that you sit there and wait for him to come down,only for him to burst you down.

But like you said while he is frustrating to play against it is not impossible(its always fun with swain catching mobile champs who try to dash to you,by casting W on your own position xD)

ÁCTION IS COMING1 votes

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I've mained Fizz (Downvotes) for a couple years now. Smart Annie's, Chogath's, Syndra's, Orianna's and like you said Swain's can do it. Varus can even pull it off as long as he keeps good distance. Also taking barrier and/or heal helps a lot. Playful trickster just needs to do less damage, the ratio and base damage are both too high. He probably just needs a rework since most everyone seems to agree that having a mini zhonas over-the-wall dash that does tons of damage built into your kit on a very low cooldown with CC attached to it isn't very fun to play against. Lol, I never realized how silly that ability is until I just typed that all out.

I'd say just remove damage on second cast E and that would be ok, second cast is more escape anyways and flashing before first cast E lands is much better anyway.

BTW i play fizz a lot cuz he's fun.

SpecterVonBaren13 votes

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1623943/hades-angry-2-o.gif

And when you're an immobile champion up against Kalista.

Sinlaire3 votes

she still sucks but atleast now that she doesnt jump 25% further when going backwards she now gets caught a lot easier.

anyone with a slow or a decent speed boost catches her now.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

anyone with a slow

Did I miss something? Last I checked, her passive ignored slows (and silence).

Sinlaire1 votes

her jump distance decreases with slows i believe.

i've played her several times in the recent patch and i remember remarking at one point mid game that there was something that was cutting down my jumps or something. whatever it was im nearly certain she isn't impervious to soft cc anymore. I had a phantom dancer and a Ruunan's hurricane with Berserker boots one game and an ulted nasus was catching me with just placing a wither on me. He killed me several times that game with just that alone. couldn't kite or outrun him with anything.

i've also been caught by garen when he activates his speed boost and Udyr when he has Swifties (since it cuts down on Rend's slow/BoTRK if you bought it). anyone with any level of run speed can catch you if ashe is on you as well or just any decent slow in general.

made her actually feel fair. it was weird.

SpecterVonBaren1 votes

It doesn't, and the reason Nasus's Wither was stopping your mobility is because it slows your attack speed...

doombotMECHA1 votes

you have no idea....kalista is literally immune to sion.

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

literally

I don't think your using that term properly. In the words of Weird Al Yankovic:

"And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull What's figurative and what's literal Oh but, just now, you said You literally couldn't get out of bed That really makes me want to literally Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head"

Letsgetcooking6 votes

Chogath "I don't get it."

Curling Veigar5 votes

You mean playing vs fizz in general

Gentleman Gems3 votes

no, Sometimes I feel that way too

ÁCTION IS COMING3 votes

Leblanc *

ElJanitorFrank7 votes

I don't think LeBlanc is as bad as Fizz. LeBlanc needs skill or timing to dodge a skillshot, but Fizz needs his E. And LeBlanc can't dodge TARGETED FUCKING ABILITIES.

LeBlanc is a bitch, but Fizz is the king bitch.

Sassmast3r2 votes

What movie/show does this gif come from?

Anuzarg6 votes

Disney's Hercules

Stars Shaper2 votes

More precisely Brand I guess.

Mylon Requiem2 votes

There's this champion called Viktor that runs rampant on Fizz despite his lack of mobility. Good luck dodging (Q) Power Transfer's TARGETED AUTO ATTACK, (E) Death Lazer and (R) Chaos Storm's INSTANTANEOUS CAST TIME and consistent AoE DOT that can be moved. Add the fact that Viktor can just drop Gravity Field on top of himself should Fizz think he can manage more than one auto attack on him.

Oh, and did I mention Viktor is meta FOTM right now and has yet to be nerfed in the slightest? By all counts I think he's the best champion in the game right now from a competitive standpoint.

AFK Push2 votes

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There's this champion called Viktor that runs rampant on Fizz despite his lack of mobility. Good luck dodging (Q) Power Transfer's TARGETED AUTO ATTACK, (E) Death Lazer and (R) Chaos Storm's INSTANTANEOUS CAST TIME and consistent AoE DOT that can be moved. Add the fact that Viktor can just drop Gravity Field on top of himself should Fizz think he can manage more than one auto attack on him.

Oh, and did I mention Viktor is meta FOTM right now and has yet to be nerfed in the slightest? By all counts I think he's the best champion in the game right now from a competitive standpoint.

So in short, play somebody that significantly outranges fizz like Xerath Ziggs Orianna and just waveclear push all day?

AFK Push2 votes

No mention of Riven when it comes to unfair matchups as an immobile melee. I'm surprised boards.

Rabid Husky2 votes

Karthus oh hello fizz please jump twords me summoner 3 elise would be proud

Rico Nasty1 votes

Syndra fucks him so badly

GreenLore1 votes

As a Swain main,I know that feeling.(long range mages also hurt a lot,if I'm mid)

Though it is not impossible to outplay him,it is rather frustrating.

WutsKraken1 votes

da goddamn backflips

On another note, I'm more annoyed by Riven. Fizz has 1, maybe 2 dashes. Riven has 4 >_<

Lugg1 votes

That's when you go up against Fizz as ANY champion.

Raid Boss Morde1 votes

Mordekaiser You're probably the only one who is annoyed by Fizz in this situation

sp4411 votes

Also applicable if it's a Leblanc .

Tea Mochi1 votes
RottedApples1 votes

Ryze Fiddlesticks

uwotm9?

(not too sure of fiddles now since i haven't played the matchup in quite a while)

FluxBound1 votes

Nautilus Fuck fizz, I'll be as immobile as I want

Rito Jericho1 votes

Pull, root, slow, knock-up. As long as you have an ally or two nearby to help you KILL him, not even Fizz can easily escape that. Just hope that he doesn't get lucky.

Teslablade1 votes

I main Malzahar . You are completely right.

Rito Jericho1 votes

Yep.

ZylotheWolfbane1 votes

I'm confused. Malzahar is great against Fizz. He's melee, so he's always at risk of catching your Visions, and your ult is going to lock him down for a VERY long time. Just call jungler everytime your ult is up and it's practically a free kill. Only thing you need to watch out for is to not use your ult if he launches his own. Because the knock up will interrupt your ult, so either dodge it, or ult him before he uses it. Fizz isn't that hard to deal with on Malz unless he gets ahead, which you can prevent fairly well with Visions+Voidling harass and Ult+Jungler ganks on him.

Teslablade1 votes

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I'm confused. Malzahar is great against Fizz. He's melee, so he's always at risk of catching your Visions, and your ult is going to lock him down for a VERY long time. Just call jungler everytime your ult is up and it's practically a free kill. Only thing you need to watch out for is to not use your ult if he launches his own. Because the knock up will interrupt your ult, so either dodge it, or ult him before he uses it. Fizz isn't that hard to deal with on Malz unless he gets ahead, which you can prevent fairly well with Visions+Voidling harass and Ult+Jungler ganks on him.

Malzahar counters slower moving champs, whereas fizz can EASILY dodge his Q and W, and once Fizz moves into melee range, he can dodge any silences you try to put on him.

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