Easiest way to win 7/10

Losing every game? Can't seem to help your solo laners because they're dying at the 2 minute mark before you can clear blue buff because they didn't leash you. Getting flamed for not ganking even though you've been invaded twice. Well I'm here to tell you exactly what to do.

Step 1: The moment the game begins and you've gotten jungle, type /mute all Trust me it improves gameplay 100% and make sure you NEVER unmute anyone.

Step 2: Farm jungle for 10-15 minutes. This may seem like a "bad idea" or even "bronze a f" But only people stuck in silver say that pure nonsense

Step 3: Aquire Redsmite bloodrazor trinity and some boots, in that order.

Step 4: the final key part is to pick a lane, preferably not top lane, as your filthy top laner has already fed 12 kills away and that fiora, jayce, darius. Is already 12/0/0. Push whatever lane you feel like until the end of time, if the enemies come for you...fuck em. Keep hitting that tower!

If you can't survive for more than a minute and it's pointless, and of course top and mid duo won't accept the ff, How will they feed more? Just press ALT F4 that way you can play different games. Like...literally anything else...7 days to die is pretty cheap. Overwatch just went on sale I think.

And remember kids, if they report you. Thank them, riot will hopefully see how much of a skilled troll you are and reward you with a ban, so you can kick your addiction and focus on....oh god.....what am i? WHY AM I HERE?! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!

But the ban is only temporary. Unless it's not.

P.S. This is only for shits and giggles don't rage you terrible terrible community...that I'm also a part of.