74 Comments

TeemoJenkins3/27/2015, 3:26:03 PM85 votes

+1 for sloth meme

Squarefighter3/27/2015, 5:05:24 PM61 votes

Ok so what if I'm adc and you're bard. Their sup is blitz, thresh, Leona, etc.

When you perma leave lane, I can't even stand in xp range, let alone cs. And when I inevitably get hooked/ulted/flashed onto/ganked/kalista gets an aa on to me and begins the Kalista train, I will die because you're not there. And then the boards community says I died because "I'm so cocky and toxic I tried to fight them 1v2".

TL;DR only roam when your lane can survive you roaming or you're going to lose the game.

Taryn3/27/2015, 5:20:47 PM31 votes

I love all the Bard players blaming the ADC for everything. I feel like in choosing Bard they forget they are in fact a support.

You won't win the game if you spend all your time getting chimes and letting me and my adc harass the hell out of your adc. But feel free to think it's not your fault that my adc is fed and yours is now afk.

With love,

The better support.

I Kill Commies3/27/2015, 4:35:27 PM24 votes

Damn your adc for not being able to 2v1 win lane.

Obviously his fault.

Vecuu3/27/2015, 4:36:54 PM17 votes

Daily reminder that Chimes last TEN MINUTES and you don't have to go out of your way to farm them.

Jamaree3/27/2015, 3:32:23 PM13 votes

Damn it, is it possible for sloths to not be funny?

LeeDark3/27/2015, 8:36:25 PM6 votes

If your ADC is getting stomped in bot when you leave, you chose the wrong game to play Bard, or you shouldn't be playing Bard at all because you suck at it.

agbudar3/27/2015, 3:58:34 PM6 votes

yea i still report you lololol

your suposed to leave after your adc got fed not when he dies thats the same as being a bad support

ow wait....

funny meme dough +1

ThePlasticSpork3/28/2015, 2:45:39 PM4 votes

I honestly find Bard's identity as a roaming support rather funny, because Thresh and Blitz are both better at it than he is.

Thresh and Blitz have the tools to secure their ADCs dominance in lane, while Bard does not. Thresh and Blitz, then, have several more opportunities to roam. Then, Thresh and Blitz have much better ganking than Bard does - even if Bard gets his stun off (which is very unreliable), Thresh and Blitz have better CC and more damage to boot. If you wanna roam as the support, Thresh/Blitz and even Annie are better picks. The only advantage that Bard has over any of those is that he doesn't lose as much XP, which is kind of irrelevant when you consider that he's not gonna have as much XP anyway considering how shitty he is at doing what he needs to do.

Bard is kind of a failure.

WESTFALL3/28/2015, 3:37:46 AM3 votes

My reaction as your ADC .

FearEngineer3/28/2015, 12:26:36 AM2 votes

tl;dr

Bard is useless.

Takeuchi 173/27/2015, 4:56:30 PM2 votes

lmfao. sloths are so funny

Joltforce3/27/2015, 9:28:34 PM2 votes

Let me guess, you lost that game and blamed it on the ADC.

GunThorvald3/28/2015, 12:59:04 AM2 votes

The statistics speak for themselves. hes under 40% win rate in ranked solo que.

http://www.lolking.net/charts?region=all&type=champion-loserate&range=monthly&map=sr&queue=normal&league=ranked

Laraso3/28/2015, 1:19:21 AM2 votes

I appreciate the humor that was intended with this post, but I disagree with the message. If your bot lane is having problems you should be there to help, not just roaming because "lol I'm bard, I'll do whatever I want"

Señor Karthus3/28/2015, 6:07:31 PM2 votes

A Bard in your team is a defeat sentence anyway.

11014363/28/2015, 10:06:08 PM1 votes

hahahaahah

H0riz0n2343/28/2015, 11:45:57 PM1 votes

+1

Lord OwlBear3/29/2015, 5:26:34 AM1 votes

Bard Adc new meta

Raigen Convict3/30/2015, 8:23:28 PM1 votes

So, from what I see, Bard honestly takes a lot more communication from the team than other supports and if you work together you can overcome almost any lane with bard due to his utility and relatively safe play-style. But this is only with team communication and coordination. Let your carry know you're going to roam, if you see they need you, run back to help, the chimes can wait...