Teemo 

TEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOO
I'd pick fizz so I can permabox him.
so we can be sad little people together.
Wait...
What do you mean he's not a yordle anymore?!

Then throw him out into grossly overleveled matchups for him to get slaughtered.
OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
Must I say anything with my name ~
Apparently I can't be funny. I know he's not a yordle anymore, I was making a joke.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/9/98/Aerosmith_ASB.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151113131343
Turn it into a Pokemon maybe?

Because i want to watch the world burn
Poppy. Send them blasting off!