Teemo 

Poppy. Send them blasting off!
TEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOO
I'd pick fizz so I can permabox him.
Fizz isn't a yordle. He is some weird orphan fish from the sea.
he's not a yordle lol
so we can be sad little people together.
Wait...
What do you mean he's not a yordle anymore?!
Actually, lorewise, he is neither. Or both. The lore is intentionally not clear about that

Then throw him out into grossly overleveled matchups for him to get slaughtered.
OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
Must I say anything with my name ~
http://orig12.deviantart.net/e1a7/f/2011/312/a/4/giggling_kennen_by_tekkanomaki_chan-d4fj9qw.gif
This is the one, right?
http://orig12.deviantart.net/e1a7/f/2011/312/a/4/giggling_kennen_by_tekkanomaki_chan-d4fj9qw.gif
This is the one, right?
Cute enough
Apparently I can't be funny. I know he's not a yordle anymore, I was making a joke.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/9/98/Aerosmith_ASB.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151113131343
Turn it into a Pokemon maybe?
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9star_Studios_opponents#UFO
well there was a pokemon named ufo...

Because i want to watch the world burn
so Teemo is a fire type instead of toxic type?