Zed on team? GG and feed

First off, ZED IS A GREAT CHAMPION! I had to put that in special caps so you don't think it's a zed hate rant.

I love zed's kit and how skillful zeds shine. But this isn't about good zed players, because I am convinced none exist.

I have, to date, never won a game with zed.

NOW HOLD ON! You may be saying "That's because you're dumb lol noob trash gold heuheue" I have never won WITH zed, not as zed.

It's not a case of, my zed sucks their zed is godlike. No they're pretty much all bad.

If he is on our team, he will almost surely never win laning phase, and does not use W defensively as his only escape, no he uses it to farm slightly safer, then he proceeds to melee people.

The ping system does not exist to them, they take it as a great offense if you attempt to give them any advice. The minimap must be disabled for MAXIMUM ZED EFFICIENCY. Lane swap because they're fighting a hard counter? PFFT FUCK THAT!

Their zed.

I will get ganked and get a double! I know it didn't work the first 6 times but I have HEX DRINKER NOW! "Ummm you're fighting yasuo, and their jungler is graves... YEAH! THAT'S WHY I GOT HEX DRINKER! IT GIVES AN AWESOME SHIELD!

Every game someone even selects zed I ask once nicely "Please don't zed, we're a bit ad heavy" Even if we have 0 ad. The next step is to be a toxic douche. "Go zed and I will intent you lane..." I don't intent their lane, because they always dodge.

tl:dr Don't fucking play zed.