The interpretation of what each stat in League would give you in real life is up to you. You get that stats in whatever way you choose they improve you, and you get the item itself.
I personally am debating between 
or 
. I like the idea of removing all debuffs from myself, I just don't know if I want to bring a sword around with me.
So long as I avoid situations where I will die within 5 minutes of reviving, I should be able to live to a ripe old age.
i can get gold coins for poking people
i have two brothers
you do the math
Get sick? Break a leg? Wait 8 seconds.
...What? I'm hungry!
Duh, who wouldn't want a get out of death free card. Then I'd just need to be safe for a few minutes and I'd be protected again.
I just want a tiny army at my disposal.
I, myself, would probably bring a sightstone.
For the ladies locker rooms ;)
GRYFFINDOR!!
Some men just want to watch the world burn :p
I have issues.
As a Taric Main I would have to choose http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/7/7a/Philosopher's_Stone_item.png/revision/latest?cb=20130319091143 because it was the best of the many Gems in the Leauge
Urgod bless its poor soul
if for real then i will say hextech gunblade is probably the best item to get in real life.
else i will say talismen of ascension, free money$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Watches are too mainstream.
So I can run from my problems
[zombie-nunu-bummed]
I love being able to shoot lasers, give myself shields, place gravity fields, and throw down a singularity.
Free Slave I guess
get rich
because the power rises the longer its up :P
Hang it on the wall.
. All kinds of creative uses. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gotta Go Fast
Can I choose 
with the Black Market Brawlers Teleport Enchantment?
If not, then 
. It'd be super interesting to see another area for a few minutes.
Warmog's armor.
I can have a freaking hole in my intestines, but if I wait for 8 seconds I can regenerate it.
It was always my dream to become like Deadpool.
I already drank everything? I don't have to worry, I'll just put in into fridge for few seconds, take it out and I have something to drink again.
I've always wanted to read this thing.
or 
like who doesn't want to be able to be saved from dying
