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My mom must think im 5 years old

FortisDominus··6 votes·736 views

She tried to tell me to change my sheets before beg bugs start to appear. She said they form from the dead skin that falls off my body while i sleep.

https://media.giphy.com/media/tLql6mMHC6wvK/giphy.gif

**QUESTION: True or false: bed bugs are only found in dirty places.

ANSWER: False. Cleanliness of a property is not an issue as bed bugs are notorious hitch hikers and can show up almost anywhere. Even the cleanest of places can fall victim to bed bugs and once inside they spread rapidly. ** found this on a bed bug pest control website

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I changed my sheet anyway because she got mad I was sounding like a smart ass XD

3 Comments

Chocolate Veigar1 votes

IKR, parents are weird, they're always telling you to do well in school but as soon as you make a smart response to them they get mad at you.

SeaWyrm1 votes

She thinks bits of your skin are going to transform into insects?

FortisDominus1 votes

{quoted}

She thinks bits of your skin are going to transform into insects?

yea she actually said that LOL

I think she was just trying to scare me into changing my sheets and shit, she must have forgot im 19 years old

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