In the spirit of April fools
How well would your main be if the suddenly had to become a stand up comedian such as jeff dunham or kevin hart?
for me:

Yeti jokes, snow jokes
Fat american jokes?
and then always vomits on stage from eating to much
oh and he got told he cant have yetis in vegas so he got thrown out of every club and eventually the city
YOUR PUNY BODIES ARE THE ONLY JOKE HERE! LAUGH WORMS!