Gameplay boards drinking game

Do you want people to die of liver poisoning?

For every Mordekaiser thread chug a tequila shot

Take a double for every Mordekaiser thread made by malicious metal.

Every time someone blames their team for their inability to climb in rank, take a drink.

If they also give a link to one cherry picked game where they actually had a decent CS and KDA (when in the rest of their games they are trash) take two drinks.

Every time someone says "Nerf" something but doesn't make any suggestions, take a drink.

alcohol poisoning is real... so you'd need to do a caveat. Every time someone says Nerf a specific champ, because they got beat in lane, and suggests no reasonable changes - take a shot. Every time someone other than Laughing Fish posts a good meme, take a shot... but again... alcohol poisoning is real... drink with caution.

For every time anyone says:

"Shut up, you're bronze" "Fuck " "Wtf we need green wards back" "Rengar is an OP version of Kha'zix, and he has no counterplay"

or the ever-famous:

"Does anyone ACTUALLY counter Zed?

You drink

Every time someone says "Unban Me", take a drink.

How to get demoted from Challenger to Bronze: Everytime mid lane bitches about lack of ganks, take a shot. By the end of the day, you will either be on a 40 lose streak from feeding in lane through your drunken glory, or just straight passed out, and then get banned for "afking" (passed out)

Honnestly, mid is never happy with whatever am out of ganks jg gives them. I main top, so I rarely get ganked/receive ganks, but why does mid want/need (or perhaps I'm stupid and they really do need 4 ganks per game, I dunno)

Point being, take some shots mid game. Never ends well.

Take a shot every time you see a "QQ PLZ NERF" thread

Take 5 shots if that thread is about zed or yasuo

For every zed and rengar thread you drink a bottle of vodka, gl being dead.

You'd simply click on GP, see the chaos within and hope you drink enough in the immediate future to forget everything.

Every single time someone complains about Zed, take a shot. Every time that your hypercarry flames your team and calls you all noobs and justifies it with his large amount of kills, but totally ignores that he holds the majority of deaths, drink a pint.

Enjoy your liver damage~

Everytime you open Gameplay board you better have made sure you prepared your will.

Any posts about Lee Sin, Riven, Rengar, Zed, or any other assassins take a shot. If someone makes a viable and decent post but its full of stupid argument cases drink. If you see more than three posts about the same champ take one shot plus one shot for every third one after.

complaining about vision changes, snowball games, or ap mids not getting enough attention

See a gameplay post? Take a shot