Ivern Is Racist

Virgin Ray··74 votes·4,119 views

He doesn't hurt jungle camps but still hurts dragon and baron.

61 Comments

GULAG 4 U9 votes

That pict is racist hue

Faustavian1 votes

Forgot the gang symbols

Only Play Darius17 votes

Can you imagine how ridiculous it would be if he could take Dragon and Baron without fighting?

GrReaper9614 votes

Cost 90% health and mana and takes 5 minutes so set up.

Unstoppable Monk21 votes

Or it takes one minute, 10%, and both teams get Baron buff.

IPromiseTomorrow7 votes

This just in. Ivern is flippin busted.

Dr Poro3 votes

Smite instantly takes it and a **RANDOM **team gets Baron buff.

Unstoppable Monk2 votes

Baron spawns and instantly gives random champions Baron buff before Ivern can even smite it.

"Ivern's here? PARTY TIME."

DeathBot6661 votes

Or 5 seconds with smite.

Anime90011 votes

What if everything was the same, except you couldn't smite it, the enemy team gets vision of baron, and any damage from either team cancelled his passive?

Catastrop1 votes

He'd just Smite it as soon the Grove was made, that is if they kept that mechanic for Dragon and Baron.

Jet Sett11 votes

Ivern: Baron, you know me!

Baron: what?

IceKingChernobog10 votes

So he can join Zilean and Kled in the old racist champs club?

crippler3816 votes

you're not racist if you hate everything.

Legacy Hydralpha10 votes

He doesn't hate Skaarl.

And his land.

crippler3810 votes

fine if you hate everything but an immortal invulnerable mythical beast and dirt.

blkKalameet5 votes

I think he may actually have hated skaarl most of all, or did at one point.

probably tried to kill him a few times at some point even, then begrudgingly accepted his company when he relised he couldn't.

IPromiseTomorrow3 votes

Lol there should comics of Kled giving up killing Skaarl. Just cause it was impossible to kill her. XD

(He is now a she)

WitchKing0072 votes

Skaarl is a girl

IPromiseTomorrow2 votes

Fixed

Melledoneus5 votes

Skarl is a girl, isn't he? Huh, I was pretty sure she was a boy. I mean, he's got her charm.

blkKalameet1 votes

im sad now, i cant find a comic for it T.T

Pale Pirate1 votes

And his land.

So Kled is not racist. Just a nationalist.

Death by Kayn1 votes

And the sky. Don't forget the sky.

The Aqualious5 votes

I mean... They probably eat the Jungle camps family members if given the chance so...

He's fighting for the little guy

Virgin Ray4 votes

lol no the only thing drake eats are idiots who decide to fight him solo at lvl 4. Notice how he is full.

bill841 votes

Old Yorick could successfully solo him at lvl 2. idiots you say?

BLACK REALM GOD1 votes

the right nunu build can solo him at level 1

TeCoolMage1 votes

Malzahar would like to speak to you

Virgin Ray5 votes

oh no, i guess this argument would be una-void-able

Wimbledofy1 votes

wolves also eat animals too. and gromp most likely eats insects.

Knalxz4 votes

One is the bringer of the end times and the other is the assault commander of an inter-dimensional invasion force.

I think he's justified.

Solari Fortune2 votes

He wants to love them, but Dragon and Baron are big meanie heads who don't care about friendship. So he must slap them

Oleandervine1 votes

It's not racist because Ivern isn't even the same species as the Dragons or the Void Creatures. It'd be racist if he hated Maokai for being from the Shadow Isles.

blkKalameet1 votes

that's actually a valid reason to hate something, coming from the land of undeath.

I mean really, I see something from there I'm running fast in the other direction lol

IcyPepper1 votes

but what if it's a good undead?

Undead have feelings too item 3070

50000000000000001 votes

Undead lives matter?

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

but mao isnt undead and he also hates the Shadow Isles

blkKalameet2 votes

would you know that if he just came walking up to you in the middle of the night?

Karbuncle1 votes

Ivern the Green Father,he is a friend of the forest Baron came out of nowhere to fuck things up ,and all the jungle camps where there way before those fuckhead Dragons starting claiming territory within their lands.

Kled Man Walking1 votes

i think he has a line or something about how he tried to make friends with dragon/baron but they didn't like him. they're probably averse to him for some reason along the lines of "i'm powerful enough i don't need you to protect me you weirdo"

Tuplamela1 votes

{quoted}

He doesn't hurt jungle camps but still hurts dragon and baron.

*speciest

Dragon is not a race, it's a species.

JDB8eoX8x01 votes

Remove Ivern for being racist. If Graves isn't allowed to smoke cigars, then we shouldn't tolerate freakish drag queen trees that beat on everyone.

That being said, it would be cool if Ivern could pacify Baron and Drake, too. He would... let's say take 2 minutes of channeling to take down Baron and 1 minute to take down Drake. That's seriously enough time for your team to keep the ward pressure up, check once in a while if Ivern is doing naughty business and adds some usefulness to the character, because right now he is just shit in my opinion. His ability to place blushes is absolute garbage against the majority of champions on the pool right now that he's sometimes better off not using it at all. Rengar, Teemo, literally any Assassin that can burst you down if you have no sight can completely abuse Ivern's super situational, neutral bushes. Besides that his ultimate is AI controlled and we all know how well AI play themselves in this game: not at all.

TheCharmingCharm1 votes

they should make it so he does the same set up, but it uses more hp and mana, and when he goes to set it free, it channels for like 10 seconds, but every second he loses more hp and mana. And if thats still unbalanced then we could make it so he can be killed if he doesn't cancel the channel when he's really low. Also every second he channels it makes the baron or dragons health bar get slower so he's not technically hurting them, he's just assisting his team thats hurting you lol.

dunkeroni1 votes

I don't think Baron and Dragon being regarded differently is racism. That would be like saying Jewish people are racist against cows, since they eat them instead of pigs. Racism doesn't exist across species, it's about discrimination of a certain variation of one species.

Kappa (is that the right meme? I'm bad at this...)

Angry Monster1 votes

how is this a meme?

ReZisT Lust1 votes

Specist he beats up all dragons

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