That scroll needs to be edited.
The proper truth....is the following :
"You can support your team by dealing tons of damage, and not spending much gold to archive this"
LIES! you can support your team by making the enemy team tilt
beware the power of shaco support!
Even here, i expected it to say "liking traps makes you gay"... This is what the internet does to you...
Why not both? 
Well, yeah. Death is best CC.