MOAR TANKS!

ggigotfed·5/5/2017, 9:28:42 AM·3 votes·344 views

Riot I love this new patch, and because I love it, everyone elses opinion should be invalidated. In fact, I love tanks being able to shit all over the entire team so much I have your next buff.

Firstly let's remove true damage from items and non tank champions. We don't want to be taking any damage from champions like Fiora MasterYi Graves Vayne

Second, armor should equal % max life and life should increase your % damage. So if Amumu buys 6 full hp items to survive the caitlyn hitting him a bit too hard, now his Q also does 500 damage. I mean he is a tank right?

And of course, all these skill shots? I mean come of riot I'm a tank, I don't want to aim, I picked TANK not MARKSMEN. What they hell were you thinking, Sejuani ult. I have to aim this? Uhmmmm MARKSMEN SEJUANI?!

Nobody would complain about the new revamped tanks, I mean more health > less health. Skill? I can't be bothered to earn that. And if anyone says "oh tanks are too overpowered waaaa" well it is free to play lol. You don't HAVE to play, go play heros of the storm...you won't.

PS. Shut the hell up you toxic community

3 Comments

ggigotfed5/5/2017, 9:29:43 AM1 votes

Dis gon be good

Moonshadow245/5/2017, 10:04:27 AM1 votes

Honestly it triggers me how much these little bronzies are complaining about tanks. As a sejuani OTP there's so much counter play! First just not be near me! and then hope im only satisfied taking your tower and move on to the next objective, because if you're near the tower, ill kill/chase you till i hit fountain and maybe stop. It's so easy!

DuskDaUmbreon5/5/2017, 5:09:38 PM1 votes

I'm so confused…I'm legitimately not even sure what I read…Is this supposed to be irony…?

Yes, I'll say it now:

The joke

My head