[Diamond Only] A quick update of where I've been.

Hello my good friends, spork here. During my hiatus from the LoL boards I have, as you may have guessed, continued to get smarter and buffer. I'm 5'11 and I could kick a 6'6 black man's ass then make him beg for mercy. I also have a 4.0 GPA, so there's that. You know, sometimes I wish I could share my superiority with you guys - I wouldn't mind being leveled to an average Joe if I could help 20 other people get to be the same. That is just the generous type of person I am, and trust me, with an IQ like mine there is a lot of generosity to go around...