If you want to play the game solo, go play it solo.
Stop writing long articles on here explaining why some magical, mysterious force is preventing you. I'm sure you get queued with a 4 man maybe 1 in every 50 games, and I doubt you even notice it. This is a typical situation where
Theory =/= reality
In your THEORIES, 4 man's ruin the whole concept of soloqueue and make your day 100x worse. In reality, you are a fucking schizophrenic and this isn't really ruining your soloqueue experience nearly as badly as you think it is.
Get over it, i've gotten to d4 43 lp now playing mostly only solos, occasional duos and maybe even a trio here and there, usually because my duo will want to invite a third guy (which usually ends up making us lose rather than win). Shit isn't ruined, your mentalities are ruined, and you will do anything to attribute your lack of success to some other reason.
is the duo that was on the enemy team. Some will sooner swallow their own stillborns rather than admit that they're just shit.