make everyone gay. Retcon the summoners they were gay all along. Write a thing about the shopkeeper and his love of all the shirtless men in League with firm pecs. Scuttlecrab is gay, too!
Zoe crushing on Lux and hating on Ezreal would make for a lot of nifty voicelines...
Make Taric and Varus straight though.
if everyone's gay, then noone is
10 points to whatever house gets the reference first.
This is the kind of shitposting I like. Take your upvote.
Will take anyone in his life, wyd? Make him hate everyone, and want him to be alone just to mix it up?
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even more justified ship.
Upvoted.
Quit reading my fanfictions.
Except for Alistar. He's so straight he's unbreakable.
Boy, someone sure is mad.
I don't care about sexual identification, but i need that scuttle in my life.
Now I want a rainbow barf Kog'Maw skin.
"Scuttlecrab is gay, too!"
You have gone too far.
inb4 called homophobic for killing Scuttle
Have an upvote
I will sign this, but only if we get an attack chopper champion. Or retcon Corki to identify as one.
Rekt.
Gotta love these posts.
To be fair, i thought Baron was a she, before. Now he's definetly not.
posting in a deleted thread?
Turn the Riot logo into LGBT colors
Change raptors or birds or whatever they are now into a bunch of dancing gay dudes!
But make Taric to be straighter than rod of ages.
mlm/wlw solidarity
Every champion is already gay
But if everyone is gay.... how will we ever get new champions 20 years from now?
Buy how can wahmen be gay?
But Rift Hrald and Scuttle are already gay.
That rainbow sucuttle crab LMFAO
