At Riot HQ: "RED ALERT RED ALERT DOT'S IN PROMOS"

DotEleven·8/7/2018, 8:04:20 PM·3 votes·704 views

"QUICK SEND HIM ALL THE BADDIES HE CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO PROMOTE"

And that's how I got 3 teams all afraid to use an advantage in a row.

7 Comments

Oleandervine8/7/2018, 9:13:19 PM4 votes

How vain to think that Riot knows who you are and specifically oppresses you.

DotEleven8/7/2018, 8:39:56 PM2 votes

Make that 4. Really fun having a Jhin who is so slow at reacting that after getting their Kai'sa low and blowing her summoners I then pull the level 1 alistar, blow his summoners but he gets a bullshit max range pulverize that knocks me up somehow putting me in range of tower, take 2 tower shots and during that entire duration he can't use heal. Because that's how slow his reaction speed is.

It sucks too because their Kai'sa was a garbage one in the previous games and yet I somehow find an even worse adc.

DotEleven8/7/2018, 9:11:07 PM2 votes

5 in a row now.

Stomped the hell out of their bot early (LUL Alistar calling Pyke a braindead and that Alistar is difficult to play) But it's only one lane when their top/jungle/mid are all fed.

Ðeath XIII8/7/2018, 10:09:17 PM1 votes

That's what happens when you play Pos 5 in a pub match bby

DotEleven8/7/2018, 10:12:28 PM1 votes

After 6 games with shitty teams, I still get a shitty ADC but the rest of the teams actually willing to act on my roams and at 10 minutes the opposing top lane says "GG better support wins" about damn fucking time.