Have your LoL skills roasted by an English Major

Odyssey Sona··1 votes·1,589 views

In this thread, post your op.gg and I will roast you.

By posting your op.gg you are consenting to me roasting you.

@ the mods, I will not use any profanity, or any offensive language, I will just try to make the poster feel bad as creatively as possible but they consented so it's okay

17 Comments

Degnisyllort2 votes

I came for creative roasts from an English major...and was left severely disappointed. OP if you really are an English major...it might be time to rethink your choice. I've seen more creative roasting from a middle school student who has 6 months learning English.

MikeJ122O1 votes
Odyssey Sona1 votes

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https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=MikeJ122O

Roast me, i'm an IT major.

As a Sona main, why are you maining Sona? Also, you average 8 deaths a game? Are you literally just running it down. Games are like 24 minutes long so that's more than 1 death every three minutes.

On top of that, you have 45 games are Urgot and you still can't even go positive. And yet you're only 1% down from 50

What's it like knowing you're getting carried like a chinese empress every time you lock in a champion with more than one skill shot.

Stick to playing support you mechanically unskilled bronzodia. If I ever had you on my team as support I would literally walk away from you because I'd rather take my chances with over extending solo than rely on you to land a a single ult to save me.

MikeJ122O1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Odyssey Sona,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=85mJxGYp,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2020-01-17T02:58:35.022+0000)

As a Sona main, why are you maining Sona? Also, you average 8 deaths a game? Are you literally just running it down. Games are like 24 minutes long so that's more than 1 death every three minutes.

On top of that, you have 45 games are Urgot and you still can't even go positive. And yet you're only 1% down from 50

What's it like knowing you're getting carried like a chinese empress every time you lock in a champion with more than one skill shot.

Stick to playing support you mechanically unskilled bronzodia. If I ever had you on my team as support I would literally walk away from you because I'd rather take my chances with over extending solo than rely on you to land a a single ult to save me.

100% accurate

Inkling Commando1 votes

https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=inkling+commando

do your worst. there is probably nothing you can say that i dont know already.

Odyssey Sona1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Inkling Commando,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=85mJxGYp,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2020-01-17T01:37:56.591+0000)

https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=inkling+commando

do your worst. there is probably nothing you can say that i dont know already.

A little hard since you don't play ranked but here goes:

Imagine playing the game for 254 levels and you're still too scared to play 10 ranked games to even try for end of season rewards. Grade A coward honestly.

Imagine going 4/9/2 and being the best player on your whole team. I really hope you were playing by yourself, but judging from your absolute spineless behavior it was probably a premade 5. Hard inting on the safest ADC in the game and still being better than your unga bunga friends. I wouldn't want to ever meet them.

Inkling Commando1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Odyssey Sona,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=85mJxGYp,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2020-01-17T03:00:39.238+0000)

A little hard since you don't play ranked but here goes:

Imagine playing the game for 254 levels and you're still too scared to play 10 ranked games to even try for end of season rewards. Grade A coward honestly.

Imagine going 4/9/2 and being the best player on your whole team. I really hope you were playing by yourself, but judging from your absolute spineless behavior it was probably a premade 5. Hard inting on the safest ADC in the game and still being better than your unga bunga friends. I wouldn't want to ever meet them.

you're good at this [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Silly Neeko1 votes

If you are so good, then we shouldnt need to post the op.gg. you should be able to find it without my help :^)

Poop Jelly1 votes
Odyssey Sona2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Poop Jelly,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=85mJxGYp,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2020-01-17T01:59:38.658+0000)

https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=poop+jelly

Bring it poetry boy

Wow amazing, after being diamond for like 15 seasons you finally gave up the only thing that made you special and decided to destroy your ranked MMR.

Are you trying to make a statement about the state of League or something? Imagine spending 5 years being the best, and then you give up.

Your only hope of redemption is growing a pair of tits and streaming because no one is going to watch you otherwise. Not with your weak-willed attitude.

Also, nice job playing only enchanters for your placements in season 9. If you don't have a pair of tits already you're going to wish you had some.

Does your mother know you're a quitter too?

Poop Jelly1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Odyssey Sona,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=85mJxGYp,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2020-01-17T03:06:11.431+0000)

Wow amazing, after being diamond for like 15 seasons you finally gave up the only thing that made you special and decided to destroy your ranked MMR.

Are you trying to make a statement about the state of League or something? Imagine spending 5 years being the best, and then you give up.

Your only hope of redemption is growing a pair of tits and streaming because no one is going to watch you otherwise. Not with your weak-willed attitude.

Also, nice job playing only enchanters for your placements in season 9. If you don't have a pair of tits already you're going to wish you had some.

Does your mother know you're a quitter too?

Approved! ;)

BabyBlief1 votes

https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=BabyBlief

I'm here because our lord and saviour mandates it

Odyssey Sona1 votes

{quoted}

https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=BabyBlief

I'm here because our lord and saviour mandates it

What do I even have to say to a guy who averages more deaths than kills on every single champion he ever played in season 9? How much more a joke do you need to be made into?

Talk about a role crisis too.

If you can't master a single role, maybe try not to play all of them at the same time. I get it. League of Legends is a hard game for you. Maybe you should quit while you're ahead every season and finish Gold 4 before you know what your real place actually is.

Silly Neeko1 votes

https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=sillyneeko

Since you cant find it on your own :D

TheBatPrince1 votes

Roast me, I am a Magician Major :P.

Skeleton Support1 votes

https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=Skeleton+Support

No matter what you say, I still win cause you're gold.

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