kill both bot laners at level 1
kill varus again
freeze wave
get 2 level advantage
can't dive janna/varus without a tank support
"come bot and dive we're crashing a big wave and i need to help top" (the 1/5 vlad)
big wave crashes
udyr afk at scuttle crab
rengar ults bot
we get 1 for 1 (me and rengar)
varus gets 3 waves for free
level advantage now 1
now have no idea what the fuck to do because im not an adc player
try to force turret
get double tp'ed on 5v2
only winning lane wasnt able to help the rest of the map, enemy mid was kayle and neutrale wave so couldn't roam up
we win a 5v5
we push a turret
we get baron
vlad, udyr, and morg wander around the jg and afk farm
baron buff wasted
team never groups
jax player, no fucking idea how to win a game like this without split pushing
game lasts so long that enemy rengar gets full build
only so much GA, pd, and tabis can do against this shit
lost a free game
this is why i fucking play top lane, actually possible to solo carry a bunch of drooling animals that don't want to win
team dependent roles fuckin suck