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Teemo in ranked

hRnrBbWoTr·1/19/2020, 7:50:55 AM·1 votes·470 views

Can we make picking teemo in ranked a bannable offense please?

He's not useful whatsoever. He's just a lane bully, who sucks.

It's like the nerdiest kid in class is your high school bully, but he's 5'2 and has less muscle than a peanut butter sandwich.

He sucks at EVERYTHING. Q is a bad blind that minorly irritates someone. W move quick...did you forget to name it riot? E he gives you hepatitis A R landmine that- oh sweepers exists and anyone with MR can eat them.

His range sucks, his damage sucks, his passive is almost never good, he's just fucking bad.

And I know someone will come in with "Actually challanger smurf cockblockula is a teemo 1 trick and can beat fakers fathers grandfather and he says teemo is the best champ ever and he once fucked a raccoon"

And let me stop you right there.

TEEMO IS FUCKING GARBAGE. Everyone knows it, he's hot trash yes he sucs he's bad AND THATS OKAY. Because he's adorable and a fucking meme. Just make him disabled from ranked..forever. I'm sorry you'll piss off all 2 of the teemo mains in the world.

Please don't take him in ranked.

1 Comments

DuskDaUmbreon1/19/2020, 10:08:32 AM1 votes

He's a niche champion (3.1%) with a positive winrate (51%) who excels against specific champions.

His R might be fucked by sweepers, but then you're also forcing everyone on the enemy team to get sweepers or be with someone who has it, or 2-3 mushrooms will kill you even with a MR item. It's why Skarner's R is good - Yeah it can just be QSS'd but then you're forcing everyone to pay the Skarner tax, so simply having R is strong.

He's also an (almost) strictly better Vayne top (Vayne is slightly stronger early and can kite better, but Teemo also doesn't instantly die if ganked and is actually useful past 15 minutes). If you're looking to ban specific picks you should start there.