Tactical trolls in my promos

Trying to climb on my main account and failed my plat promos twice tonight.

But..I'm not losing because of tilt or anything reasonable. I go 2/5 perfectly fine no issue, then the last 3 games riot airmails me the most tilted player on the face of the planet, with the mental of a chihuahua. Types "SB CHINGCHING fuck you" in pre game lobby, then runs it down top moby boots goes 0/40/0 before 15.

We still tried to win but it's nearly impossible when the enemy top has 10k gold in their back pocket and is effectively running us down with a chainsaw while we're still wearing potato skins on our feet

We then get the same guy the next game and we waited about 20 minutes between matches. He says nothing, seemingly the chihuahua has forgotten about us, he goes top normally, all is well the world is right. Dies once, alt f4s, never returns.

We still somehow nearly won a 4v5 but it was never meant to be.

Tried again but I went duo with a friend to play top, decided I didn't want anymore trolls.

I get autofilled, no problem I can play all roles to some degree.

We didn't get the same guy thank god, we did wait 2 hours though. Instead we had a dc who never joined and we could'nt remake so we played another 4v5 to 15 when our jungler joins back, And then her auto paths to the nexus...26 times. Find out what happened to us on the next episode of dragon ball league.

Rightly pissed I go and hire a hooker to yell at her before paying the respectable lady and trying to climb back up, my friend wants to join because he's never seen the toxic side of the world, he was born high plat, he never faced the pain of climbing.

Win 2 games in a row ggeznore in promos get the 2/5 challange gg E A S Y. Third game a lobby guy starts spamming GITFUKEDGITFUKED about 500 times per minute, I'm terrified. My friend dodges to save our sanity. We wait, 15 minutes, que back up get into lobby and nobody speaks. Yes..good... Get into game we have another duo, fantastic another ggeznoregimmeplatprettyplease

Our jungler flashes on the spot..oh no. His duo buddy explains he's drunk. He awoke in prison the next day with a life sentence for inting 0/19/3 instant feedback report ty riot kill this mans career.

The next game actually fucking concerned me. We got the SAME duo on his fucking alt account friend dodges, thank god WE SOMEHOW SOME WAY GOT THEM A THIRD GOD DAMN TIME! he dodges again, failing his own promos for my sake, a true saint.

He won't que with me anymore, the toxicity has forever stained his soul. I'm alone.

Cut it short next game was some rando who tilted beyond belief and last game was another die once afk.

Why do promos add the extra challange of having to drag around a fifty million pound anchor to climb?