The profile of a League of Legends player.

Morgana Paragon·5/17/2019, 6:49:51 PM·1 votes·968 views

Hello everyone. My name is Jeff and I'm your average League of Legends player.

I'm 19 years old. I got okay grades in high school and I currently study computer science at my one of my state's universities. After my first year I have a 2.5 gpa. Computer science is really hard!

If I'm being completely honest I'm very socially awkward and when I'm not on my medication I have anxiety attacks. You see when I was in high school, and even now as an adult, I could never figure out how to properly socialize with other people. People just don't seem to understand me. Despite my social problems I really enjoy playing League of Legends.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of really mean people on League of Legends who don't respect my right to have a safe space. You know, a space where I can vent my frustrations to other players and abuse them without retribution. They just don't understand how they're oppressing me by not agreeing with everything I say.

I've been silver for years. My teammates are always holding me back and I play flawlessly every game. Finally, thanks to the changes in season 9 I was promoted to my rightful place in Diamond. After 6 years of silver I just inexplicably became a Diamond a level player! I'm incredible!

Unfortunately these Diamond players are terrible too. My jungle never ganks for me and I go 0/10 in lane every game. How do you get to Diamond and not understand that you're supposed to win my lane for me? Jesus. Don't these people understand my greatness?

Anyway, I have to go now. My remedial math class final awaits. Unfortunately, my high school, middle school, and elementary school math teachers were all terrible and they didn't know how to teach me the way I demanded to be taught so I have to take middle school math in college. Sheesh.

It was nice to meet you all!

1 Comments

XJ999999999999995/17/2019, 7:22:04 PM1 votes

focus on yourself.

just ping flashes. dont ask for assitence. if u need to soak exp, so be it.

getting 2 minions of gold + exp and dying is worse than just soaking exp and not dying and still having presence.

typing is a waste of time