Little vent that belongs to rant.
tl;dr - fix client, start punishing afk ppl, optimaly get rid of promos
Today was great, free day, no housework to do, just grind.
Started at G1 53 lp, queing for mid/top.
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Got mid, first picked Rumble, they picked Ahri, okish matchup, team is chill af, easy game, free 25 lp
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Autofilled supp, fk, maybe midlaner will be kind and give me mid, chat is connecting, can't talk to my team, nvm let's carry from support role then, Xerath is the way, enemy has twitch in the jngle, I said "care lvl2 gank", Qiyana dies to "unexpected" lvl2 gank, my Varus eats every Morgs Q, loss, back to 63 lp
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Restarted client. Why would you ever pick top as secondary... Kinda first timed Ryze vs Teemo, pretty chill, rather farming lane, except fiddle giving away 12 kills, easy game as sidelaning mage, 24 lp in the pocket.
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Mid, locked Rumble, clapped those violet cheeks pretty hard, poor dude -5 ms, promos, here we go.
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Mid again, Riot loves me. Top wants to play Naut, "Dont play tank pls", I will defend tanks here on boards, but dont pick that in my game, especially top Naut, he goes vs Morde, we all know how that goes... Not to talk about enemy Kaisa/Olaf premade, rip bot, not even 3 succesful roams helped, loss, it's ok, 3 straight wins now?
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MId again, is this heaven? Rumble locked in. Enemy locks in Vlad, fck this abuser, he stands no chance against mechanized menace. Our Rengo goes 5/11, carriable, our Malph is pretty beefy, oh yeah and out bot lane with 20 deaths. Win, sweatin blood, 2 more wins.
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Stop queing top secondary you moron, ok, chat is connecting again... Fiora it is, pretty funny champ, enemy locks in Ryze, nice, let's stun him with riposts, 2 mins in, Kaise gives firstblood, disconects and never comes back, idk who is afk our lvl2 adc or Elise who is 4 lvls behind Nunu? Ok, 2 wins in row now, report Kaisa move on, she won't get punished but whatever.
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Ok, let's switch top with adc, everyone wants to play adc, I will get mid again. Ofc I got adc, asked for mid, "I pref mid", "Me too bro". Adc it is then, Ashe is easy, let's go. lvl 33 89% wr Diana main against us, oof, gonna be hard one. Their Ez/Taric are decent players for golds and with kind help from their lee, they gave us three kills. Diana is 8/2, it's ok, I'll just ult her, 7 mins later, she is 15/8, our Hec went bot to face Jax for whatever reason, bb baron, promos are over, G1 80 lp.
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Ok, let's get back to promos and call it a day. Uh, adc again, chat is connecting... Let's ban Aphelios, nothing, try again, nothing, again, nothing, :) whatever. Fuck it, I need to win, let's pick Rumble. Maybe not, they have Vayne/Morg, let's dodge, tried to close client, nothing, again, nothing, alt+f4, finally, reopened client, bcs I had eerie feeling, I'm in the game :), okish laning phase. Enemy Kled got fed and Vayne inevitably outscaled :/
Here I am, not even 10 lp higher than where I started. Hardstucked in G1 with players that I used to call dogshit. I feel awful, client feels awful, smurfs are awful, I hate promos, what's reason for them? I really enjoy the "competitive" experience they bring... Thx Riot