Pantheon represents unrealistic expectations for men

Gragas dances in the distance

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Most noteworthy; the ability to fly away from your problems

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Airplanes exist.

Dunno 'bout you but I always thrust a spear into the Earth as I body slam into it from the sky. Problem usually gets covered up by debris and law suits.

I have to say, it is actually funny.

Kayle does not wear as much armor as some people expected: People are freaking out about it on the boards.

Pantheon doesn't even wear a shirt going into battle: Silence.

does your bf look like pantheon

Kai’Sa has a bit of cleavage: OMFG GAS THE MAN PIGS WHO DEMANDED SHE BE AN OBJECT

Pantheon runs around sexy and shirtless: crickets

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Most noteworthy; the ability to fly away from your problems

I was not expecting this and you hit me right in the gut.

when is the wedding?

Pantheon is a God though...

Pantheon, the man, is the host to the Aspect of War.