Dogs are better than people.

TheSequelsRBad·9/19/2017, 5:51:21 PM·6 votes·417 views

This is pretty much indisputable fact tbh.

19 Comments

SupaDevilJuice9/19/2017, 5:56:24 PM3 votes

It's funny because they submit to humans, can't speak against it, and can't comprehend most things. Including basic human interaction.

Busty Demoness9/19/2017, 6:32:46 PM2 votes

A dog can understand what you tell it, even if it doesn't understand the words. A dog knows true loyalty better than most humans. Most dogs will show unconditional love for a master that cares for them. Dogs are incapable of deception.

Just a few things that make dogs better than humans.

Scuttle9/19/2017, 6:32:58 PM2 votes

cats are better than dogs which are better than people

DariusDemiurge9/19/2017, 6:49:35 PM1 votes

Nah dogs are equally as bad as humans, the Witcher 3 showed me this.

Also humans use the potty, dogs doodoo everywhere.

TyrekGoldenspear9/19/2017, 6:52:43 PM1 votes

Goats are better companions than dogs, don't you agree OP? Soraka

Nut on my Butt9/19/2017, 6:56:06 PM1 votes

Dogs are messy :c

Pandemic Punch9/19/2017, 7:10:12 PM1 votes

I would post the contrary argument but it would be too violent to post.

Xion Moonray9/19/2017, 8:26:23 PM1 votes

People don't shit on my walkway.

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Most people don't shit on my walkway.

Incognonymous9/19/2017, 8:30:01 PM1 votes

The 30,000 year old bromance is worth celebrating. Dog is truly man's best friend. I can't deny that for much of our history, our relationship was based off of utility, but my dog Buttercup was an awful guard dog who constantly fell asleep on the job. I still felt a hole inside of me when she died this past summer.