Teemo's a lot harder to play than his one-tricks make him look.
Part of it might be that I've had to pick before the enemy top every single game so far and i keep getting counterpicked, but with his immobility you really have to tread a fine line between safety and aggression. After 6 or 7 games I don't think I've won lane yet, but at least I don't feed out of my mind.
And the gank attention is just never-ending with an endless string of Jarvans and TFs ulting me under tower. I don't know how Teemo players get away with pushing all game without a single gank.