Ezreal yuumi jesus christ

I come back to league in short intense bursts and every single time I am greeted by ezreal yuumi.

I'm not saying it's op plz nerf, or strong or even good. It is however FUCKING BORING!

There is quite literally nothing to do in this lane at all. You'll NEVER poke a yuumi down since unless she's inting she's just gonna sit inside his asshole and heal him and maybe throw an auto at you while you're running away.

And ezreal is known for being a passive pog who never takes a risk. "Lmao why go in when I can just mash Q?"

Bot lane is just afk farming until someone ff'd out of sheer bordem.

And saying "wait for your jungler to gank" doesn't help at all. Even if it does work I don't want to have to rely on a third teamate to win what should be an even matchup.

I want to win bot because we were better than them not because we waited for hecarim to run them down.

Unless you play a hard instant kill lane like ashe/malphite or varus/malphite or anyone/malphite you can't really kill them on your own.

Of course they can make a mistake like having a braindead ezreal who E's at you to proc klepto. Then immediatly gets thresh hooked and dies.

You just sit behind tower and alt tab 90% of the time because there's not really anything to play. You can roam and they'll just take your inhib, you can endlessly try to play aggro and get disengaged and baited til you're oom and back, then lose your inhib.

it's a lose/lose lane and even if you win it doesn't really feel like you did anything. Lategame they'll essentially do the same thing just poke endlessly until someone has to back then win an easy 4v5 around your inhib, which they'll also take.

#fuckstylas