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I swear to god Riot created Kallista to torture Support players

MrSc0tty··11 votes·1,499 views

They nerf us and nerf us and nerf us and go "hey look you should totally play tanky supports we made them super OP for you, or maybe play a Mage support and make LCSbigplays!!" And then, just as a final kick while we're down, they give us freaking Kallista.

A support main is playing thresh. They hand their lamp to an ally. The ally doesn't click it and dies, blaming the support for no peel wtf scrub.

A support main is playing Nami. They E the carry. The carry wastes the three shots on minions then rages because "playin trash support doesn't so damage"

An ADC main, gods gift to mankind, He Who Must Always Be Right, queues up with a Nami support.

They make their servant soul bound. When they need help, they summon their servant like a genie to sacrifice their life to save them. When they want a kill, they scoop up their servant and tell them to catapult themselves under the enemy tower so the carry can make an LCSbigplay and get a kill.

This is the way of the world.

11 Comments

Meep Man7 votes

They need to allow the player to say NO to the spear.

Kowe The Ewok4 votes

Actually I have saved my support's butt quite a few times by using my ultimate defensively while they were chain CC'd.

Smart Fox1 votes

So true. I went even with a Janna bound to a (good) kalista player and you get imortal.{{summoner:10}}

Final GirI4 votes

Or... how about this. Either A) waste Kalista's ult and say you aren't going to tower dive and just ult backwards away from tower or B) Learn to play, if Kalista throws you in, it's because she thinks you can survive and help get kills. Just because you get thrown in, doesn't mean you are going to die, if you play support and get thrown in, maybe you should... I dunno... support your ADC and do something once you get thrown in and don't just stand there like a dink.

Rinky Dinky4 votes

They created Kalista to piss off people who want this game to be fun and balanced.

Kalista is cancerous to toplaners, midlaners, supports, and adc's. She is anti fun to play against, and has the most overloaded kit I think in league history, She has hard cc, soft cc, twitch expunge (Infinite Stacking as well), free wards, highest mobility in combat in this game, % health damage, and just crazy overall damage.

I'm starting to wonder If League is a social experiment to see how much shit a company can shove into someones face until people quit. Sadly, as EA has proven, its gonna take a hella lot more.

That and having Lee Sin as an adc is pretty much what this looks like. Flashy lcs plays op

Maple Crusader1 votes

Apparently she was also made to torture melee champions with no gap-closers as well. I'm still traumatized from playing Singed earlier.

RoyaiChaos1 votes

Honestly as a support main, I disagree with most of what you are saying.

First off, all supports are basically either mages or tanks.

Secondly, you can't blame Riot for the way their players behave, and I have seen supports be more toxic than the adc several times, it's not always the supports fault, but it's also not always the adc's fault.

But I do agree that soulbonding should be an option, and not forced (I personally actually like being soul bounded because I honestly see no harm, if an adc will stupidly ult you, they'll behave stupidly and mess you up even if they weren't Kali). Not to mention I've been thrown several times in order to catch someone to GET a kill. (And she can't force you to dive into tower, go the other way, and if the Kali blames you, then whatever, toxic people will be toxic people no matter what role they are, being a Kali doesn't suddenly make you more toxic.)

S H A Y C 01 votes

The job of the support is to....wait for it....this is gonna be BIG!!! .......... SUPPORT

Droppin knowledge for free yo! WHAT WHAT?!?!?!

if a support dies 20 times in a match and his/her adc is wrecking everybodies face at their expense and wins the game...job well done

your job is to protect and create opportunites for the adc to...holy shit this is out of control... CARRY, yes that what the c stands for in ADC....you arent doing damage early game....youre not doing damage late game...so of the two of you who needs fed? yup, everybody but you dumb ass. learn the support role or play something else

Personally as a support i am more than happy to throw myself inbetween the enemy and my precious ADC...or any of the other team mates because my death is relatively unimportant aside from giving xp and gold...but if someone has to die I as support will always be worth far less gold and xp because i will never be on any killing spree...so kill me get nothing is preferable.

MrSc0tty2 votes

The job of the support is to....wait for it....this is gonna be BIG!!! .......... SUPPORT

Droppin knowledge for free yo! WHAT WHAT?!?!?!

if a support dies 20 times in a match and his/her adc is wrecking everybodies face at their expense and wins the game...job well done

your job is to protect and create opportunites for the adc to...holy shit this is out of control... CARRY, yes that what the c stands for in ADC....you arent doing damage early game....youre not doing damage late game...so of the two of you who needs fed? yup, everybody but you dumb ass. learn the support role or play something else

Personally as a support i am more than happy to throw myself inbetween the enemy and my precious ADC...or any of the other team mates because my death is relatively unimportant aside from giving xp and gold...but if someone has to die I as support will always be worth far less gold and xp because i will never be on any killing spree...so kill me get nothing is preferable.

Oh man this is gonna be crazy... Sometimes ADC players are retarded! And then, as a support, I'm gonna have a better time going and supporting somebody else.

So when my Kallistard goes "gotta rush Runaans for muh OP rend stacks gunna carry y'all!!" And goes 0/8 in lane because they still use the level 15 micro strategy of "click faster on enemy to deal more damage" and it sends them dashing into the enemy team repeatedly, then I got 3 more team members I can support to win.

It's hard to try and speed boost and land cc for my 12/0 Zed when my 0/9 Kallista keeps going "HUUUUURRR SAVE MEEE"

S H A Y C 01 votes

At that point it is irrelevant whether or not they are playing kallista, as they clearly don't know how to play the game and their champion select will have little effect on the outcome.

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