As a diamond player, I can fully say that if you do the following things you'll get places.

Theorex·Jan 27, 2019·88 votes·20,864 views

1: Always blame the Jungler 2: It's never your fault. 3: When you lose a 1v1, always try to win it right when you get back to lane. Until you win. 4: Never follow your teammates, and always be on the other side of the map. Especially if you are the support. 5: If you see someone who has a big bounty on them, always try to solo kill them. Don't want to risk giving that gold to another player. 6: Flash is a bad summoner spell to use. 7: Always pick Yasuo, Riven, Zed, Master Yi, and Vayne. 8: Never build defensive items. Don't need them if the enemy is dead. 9: Don't get objectives, that is some weak shit. Only scrubs think about those. 10: Do the opposite of all of that.

74 Comments

SennaFirstPickJan 27, 201937 votes

8: Never build defensive items. Don't need them if the enemy is dead.

no joke, this is actually how this season should be played

Bears Dont CareJan 27, 201910 votes

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no joke, this is actually how this season should be played

... Christ...

SucctionJan 27, 20198 votes

Not true at all :/

MarshbouyJan 27, 20191 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M

ThilmerJan 27, 20191 votes

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no joke, this is actually how this season should be played

Defensive ítems are throwing gold if you know some basic math. It doesn't matter if you are in Diamond or Iron.

QivuJan 27, 20198 votes

'as a diamond player'

as if that means anything lul

SuffocateMeDaddyJan 27, 201935 votes

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'as a diamond player'

as if that means anything lul

That means that there are 200 000 people between you and him ranked in skill. That also means there are only 40 00 between him and the best one.

agac4234Jan 27, 20195 votes

lmao QT is diamond so it doesnt matter if this guy is diamond

UrLowEloTrashJan 27, 20191 votes

the fact that he is bitching about it show's that diamond is not any better than silver gold or plat which is not by much especially in NA na diamond is like gold in eune and at 180 ping at that. actually even on eu servers diamond is still hard trash basically old plat pushed up by ppl quiting and new players pushing them up in rank.

SimplicateJan 27, 20191 votes

*citation needed

Jennifer420Jan 27, 20193 votes

"bitching about it" only mentions he is dia in title and first sentence yeah man gotta say what a bragging bitching asshole that guy is Kappa

AirKingNeoJan 27, 20196 votes

Cool, he's good at the game.

Doesn't make him automatically correct about advice to get there.

DuskDaUmbreonJan 27, 20191 votes

Hashinshin is also Diamond. And I'm pretty sure nobody would actually take advice from him, because we all know his advice is pretty shit.

TerozuJan 28, 20191 votes

No, no, people often try to cite his videos,

OHminusJan 28, 20191 votes

There's some basic advice hidden in all them madness though (I watch his stream). He's generally ok at explaining shit when he wins the fight, not so much the other way around.

"I won that fight because I forced him to fight me when I had more minions" "I can kill this guy because he blew x and y while I have a,b and c"

There is a reason he's diamond. You just have to dig deep to hear actual sanity.

BramblebackJan 28, 20191 votes

What kind of number is 40 00? [zombie-brand-mindblown]

IPromiseTomorrowJan 27, 20196 votes

Where's the "go 0/10 on Yasuo?"

What the fuck? Are you boosted? Dimond Tr4ash?

LitzkriegJan 28, 20195 votes

3: When you lose a 1v1, always try to win it right when you get back to lane. Until you win. 10: Do the opposite of all of that. 3: When you win a 1v1, always try to lose it right when you get back to lane. Until you lose.

Well... if you say so.

wolf jadeJan 27, 20194 votes

what

SuffocateMeDaddyJan 27, 20194 votes

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As a diamond player, I can fully say that if you do the following things you'll get places.

Diamond 3 on Eune Diamond 4 62 lp on euw

1: Always blame the Jungler

80% of your lost games is jungler difference.

2: It's never your fault.

If your win rate isnt anywhere near 50% you get matched with bad players to balance your win rate.

3: When you lose a 1v1, always try to win it right when you get back to lane. Until you win.

If you loose 1v1 but have CS lead and level lead, why not?

4: Never follow your teammates, and always be on the other side of the map. Especially if you are the support.

Point of solo que is getting better yourself. Yeah as support maybe, if your strategy to win is split pushing and wasting time of 2 to 3 enemies, if your team cant capitalize on that, its not your fault.

5: If you see someone who has a big bounty on them, always try to solo kill them. Don't want to risk giving that gold to another player.

Since bounty changes bounty isnt representative of anything. You could have bounty as as tank player with no items simply because you farmed a lot. You could have bounty as support because you last hit that 1000 gold bounty adc. You could have bounty for splitpushing all game.

6: Flash is a bad summoner spell to use.

Flash isnt even summoner spell anymore. Its mandatory and honestly should be removed. If riot wants to change the game for the sake of change, its about the time they changed most powerful thing in the game.

7: Always pick Yasuo, Riven, Zed, Master Yi, and Vayne.

So what if you are Riven one trick? If you can get above 50% win rate in your elo what is the problem with it? What is your issue with onetricking? If thats the way I want to play the game who are you to judge me? I am not trying to be LCS player. I just want to have fun.

8: Never build defensive items. Don't need them if the enemy is dead.

Defense is boring, tank meta be my evidence. Again, if I can reach above 50% win rate with 500 AD Riven on 800 ap ahri without zhonya, who are you to judge.

9: Don't get objectives, that is some weak shit. Only scrubs think about those.

If someone plays for KDA then he plays for KDA. If I want to play for objectives I will play for objectives. Every time you meet person in your elo whose play style you are not satisfied with, never forget, THEY ARE IN YOUR ELO.

10: Do the opposite of all of that.

Nah mate.

BigFBearJan 27, 20198 votes

Gosh.... You must be fun at partys.

SuffocateMeDaddyJan 27, 20192 votes

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Gosh.... You must be fun at partys.

Yeah you are right, I am not. However his points are bullshit. And I am tired of bullshit.

ExpStealerJan 27, 20192 votes

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Yeah you are right, I am not. However his points are bullshit. And I am tired of bullshit.

You do realize he's not being serious, right?

SuffocateMeDaddyJan 27, 20191 votes

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You do realize he's not being serious, right?

do you read entire thing at all? Points 1-9 are meme, point 10. DO THE FUCKING OPPOSITE. He is serious. However he is serious in opposite way.

ExpStealerJan 27, 20191 votes

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do you read entire thing at all? Points 1-9 are meme, point 10. DO THE FUCKING OPPOSITE. He is serious. However he is serious in opposite way.

confused head scratching intensifies [sg-miss-fortune]

IkBenShteenJan 27, 201911 votes

You should always play for objectives, as objectives win you the game. You can have a nice KDA but the enemy is mashing down your turrets while you only got 1. GL winning!

SuffocateMeDaddyJan 27, 20191 votes

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You should always play for objectives, as objectives win you the game. You can have a nice KDA but the enemy is mashing down your turrets while you only got 1. GL winning!

I dont play for wins, I play for fun. It only happens that some people can get high ranks with that kind of attitude.

IkBenShteenJan 27, 20198 votes

Obviously you play for fun. However a competitive mode is to win, even if it sometimes costs you your fun. Losing lane is never fun and you could just leave because it's annoying, but you stay because as a team you might win and winning is fun.

14daysuspensionkJan 27, 20192 votes

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Diamond 3 on Eune Diamond 4 62 lp on euw

80% of your lost games is jungler difference.

If your win rate isnt anywhere near 50% you get matched with bad players to balance your win rate.

If you loose 1v1 but have CS lead and level lead, why not?

Point of solo que is getting better yourself. Yeah as support maybe, if your strategy to win is split pushing and wasting time of 2 to 3 enemies, if your team cant capitalize on that, its not your fault.

Since bounty changes bounty isnt representative of anything. You could have bounty as as tank player with no items simply because you farmed a lot. You could have bounty as support because you last hit that 1000 gold bounty adc. You could have bounty for splitpushing all game.

Flash isnt even summoner spell anymore. Its mandatory and honestly should be removed. If riot wants to change the game for the sake of change, its about the time they changed most powerful thing in the game.

So what if you are Riven one trick? If you can get above 50% win rate in your elo what is the problem with it? What is your issue with onetricking? If thats the way I want to play the game who are you to judge me? I am not trying to be LCS player. I just want to have fun.

Defense is boring, tank meta be my evidence. Again, if I can reach above 50% win rate with 500 AD Riven on 800 ap ahri without zhonya, who are you to judge.

If someone plays for KDA then he plays for KDA. If I want to play for objectives I will play for objectives. Every time you meet person in your elo whose play style you are not satisfied with, never forget, THEY ARE IN YOUR ELO.

Nah mate.

You don't get matched with ''bad players'' I'm pretty sure it was designed to match players around your skill level.

SuffocateMeDaddyJan 27, 20193 votes

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You don't get matched with ''bad players'' I'm pretty sure it was designed to match players around your skill level.

Yeah right having 70% win rate, finally reaching your elo, and suddenly players of "my skill level" are 3 ranks below my usual team mates. Riot has explicitly stated that they are balancing YOUR WINRATE around 50%. There are two ways of achieving this, get harder enemies consistently (which is when you reach diamond 3 elo next to impossible) or throw one or two low elo players in your games. People are complaining about this on reddit on boards on youtube.

14daysuspensionkJan 27, 20191 votes

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Yeah right having 70% win rate, finally reaching your elo, and suddenly players of "my skill level" are 3 ranks below my usual team mates. Riot has explicitly stated that they are balancing YOUR WINRATE around 50%. There are two ways of achieving this, get harder enemies consistently (which is when you reach diamond 3 elo next to impossible) or throw one or two low elo players in your games. People are complaining about this on reddit on boards on youtube.

Rank doesn't always determine your skill. You can be high elo but not look like it, you can be low/high elo but play like a God against your enemies.

SuffocateMeDaddyJan 27, 20191 votes

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Rank doesn't always determine your skill. You can be high elo but not look like it, you can be low/high elo but play like a God against your enemies.

Rank doesnt determine your skill. Thats literally what bronze players say. Im diamond but i just get bad team mates. The fuck is rank for then? And how exactly do you think people get high rank without playing like it? Elo boost? Thats your idea?

14daysuspensionkJan 27, 20192 votes

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Rank doesnt determine your skill. Thats literally what bronze players say. Im diamond but i just get bad team mates. The fuck is rank for then? And how exactly do you think people get high rank without playing like it? Elo boost? Thats your idea?

Just because you're diamond doesn't mean you're right. Especially since you still use the ''oh my team is bad'' excuse, do you think you actually deserve diamond with this attitude?

SuffocateMeDaddyJan 27, 20193 votes

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Just because you're diamond doesn't mean you're right. Especially since you still use the ''oh my team is bad'' excuse, do you think you actually deserve diamond with this attitude?

I have several accounts with several positions to "deserve" this right. If I say my team is shit in diamond elo, its my point of view in diamond elo. If bronze player says my team is shit, its his point of view in bronze elo. Reality however is, RIOT FIXES MATCHMAKING TO KEEP YOU AT 50% WIN RATE. JUNGLE IS MOST INFLUENTIAL ROLE ERGO BETTER JUNGLE WINS IS REALITY. Welcome to the end game young boy. My word represents years of grind and experience. I am objectively better at the game than 99% of players on eune and 97% of players on EUW. Trusting my word is in you. Trying to dismiss them as lies? Thats just plain stupid.

14daysuspensionkJan 27, 20192 votes

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I have several accounts with several positions to "deserve" this right. If I say my team is shit in diamond elo, its my point of view in diamond elo. If bronze player says my team is shit, its his point of view in bronze elo. Reality however is, RIOT FIXES MATCHMAKING TO KEEP YOU AT 50% WIN RATE. JUNGLE IS MOST INFLUENTIAL ROLE ERGO BETTER JUNGLE WINS IS REALITY. Welcome to the end game young boy. My word represents years of grind and experience. I am objectively better at the game than 99% of players on eune and 97% of players on EUW. Trusting my word is in you. Trying to dismiss them as lies? Thats just plain stupid.

Ok first of all, they don't try to ''keep you at 50% wr'', they match you with better players the more you win, and easier players if you win (I've heard this a lot, and it sounds very accurate from my experience).

Btw I'm not a boy like you thought I was.

BigFBearJan 27, 20192 votes

Check his post history. All his posts are like that. He is talking like he is sitting on the high horse.

Also you can see that he is searching for excuses by others than himself. He is hardstuck because Riot "keep him at 50% wr" He is hardstuck because "better Jungler wins".

He is one of these guys who thinks he is better than everyone but is also very frustrated of life and hates himself. I bet he has a lot of friends, kappa.

14daysuspensionkJan 27, 20191 votes

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Check his post history. All his posts are like that. He is talking like he is sitting on the high horse.

Also you can see that he is searching for excuses by others than himself. He is hardstuck because Riot "keep him at 50% wr" He is hardstuck because "better Jungler wins".

He is one of these guys who thinks he is better than everyone but is also very frustrated of life and hates himself. I bet he has a lot of friends, kappa.

I thought so, I mean my headphones are starting to fall apart and it has made me stressed but I'm not gonna take my anger of it out on others, I find it rude.

6KEMBE4ORBAJan 27, 20191 votes

You're right about the jungle difference.

About the forced 50% win ratio - riot members have almost straight out acknowledged it several times in the old forums actually.

When you add that Riot is playing favorites with the champs + roles and nerfing several strategies (dumbing down the game) and blurring the difference between a good/bad player, eg:

increased passive gold gain
trinkets etc.
mana cost/reg imbalance and that resulting in spam of abilities
easy pool of CDR items which are way more accesible for certain champs/roles than others. ETC

Boards is filled with baddies like low plats and below + your harsh/direct posts are not easy to digest or even comprehend for them.

The truth is Riot isn't balancing the game on purpose for several reasons (past season 5). It's simple - their prime goal is profits now and max milking the cow cause the game is getting old. (other games have done the very same thing, it's not uncommon)

Btw max cdr Riven is borderline broken op and no one plays her. good choice for abusing.

BigFBearJan 27, 20191 votes

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Yeah right having 70% win rate, finally reaching your elo, and suddenly players of "my skill level" are 3 ranks below my usual team mates. Riot has explicitly stated that they are balancing YOUR WINRATE around 50%. There are two ways of achieving this, get harder enemies consistently (which is when you reach diamond 3 elo next to impossible) or throw one or two low elo players in your games. People are complaining about this on reddit on boards on youtube.

Riot said several times that they do not force 50% wr. Show me source please where they said they do.

Also: placement is NOT mmr. If you have Dia 4 Player in your Dia 2 games than they have better MMR than their actuall position or YOU have worse MMR than your actual position.

Stop blaming game just because you reached your skill cap. If it's like you say, how can their be Challenger Player with 60%+ winrate??

TeCoolMageJan 27, 20193 votes

1: Never blame the top laner 2: It's always his fault 3: When you win a 5v5, always try to lose it right when you leave lane. Until you lose. 4: Always follow your enemy, and always be on their side of the map. Especially if you are not the mid laner. 5: If you see someone who has no bounty on them, never try to team kill them. want to risk giving that gold from yourself. 6: clairvoyance is a good summoner spell to use. 7: Never pick Taliyah, Ivern, Lux, Wukong, and Morgana. 8: always build offensive items. need them if the ally is alive. 9: get kills, that is some strong food. Only pros think about those. 10: Do all of that.

Fire BlaustoiseJan 27, 20192 votes

7: Never pick Taliyah, Ivern, Lux, Wukong, and Morgana.

not picking lux & Wukong is a good advice tho.

BramblebackJan 28, 20191 votes

But never picking Ivern is bad advice! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Troll SlaiyerJan 27, 20192 votes

u lost me at 10

DeracadaVenomJan 27, 20192 votes

Got it sir, ill make sure to follow 10 very closely

Jerry SeinfeIdJan 28, 20191 votes

3: When you lose a 1v1, always try to win it right when you get back to lane. Until you win.

tbh it's worked for me most of the time. often after the first death already, one time it took me 6 death's as singed by 5 minutes but i still solo killed that darius.

yay pinkJan 28, 20191 votes

I originally thought the OP was just trying to write a joke or meme or not being serious etc... considering #10. But... was I wrong to like, think "lol that was kinda funny" then move on? Did I miss something where it was supposed to trigger me and force me to post some angry/serious stuff in the comments?