All Hail Shyvana!

The only champion in the game who represents a very clear IN THE META threat that refuses to take flash!

It has been a long time coming but It has finally happened. : sniff "I'm so proud of you!" : "HOORAY!" : "Don't look at me, I got revive killed." : "Oh, that's cool." : "Why are you here?" : "Well, I got nowhere else to be."

Meanwhile, in another mysterious location: : "Rkkktkktktkktktkk" : "Yes, soon. No one will suspect our next target." : "Without it, our rule over the top lane will be without end. Because of balance and stuff." : "Wait, did we grab the right ninja? I thought the other one liked shadows."

Oh, no! Will this evil and sinister threat be stopped in time? Whatever summoner spell do they plot on destroying? Is this the end of our beloved caped crusader? Find out next time, on Teleporting Terror! Same horse time, same horse channel!

Remember kids, when it comes to drugs, just say nay. Unless someone is asking if you don't want drugs, that's a trick question. Drugs are bad. Trample them under your powerful hooves. Nobody likes a smartass.