: "OMFG JANNA YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG PINK THIS ONE ONLY HAS 4 HEALTH"
: "Sigh... back to muting my teammates and humming disney songs..."
: "WTF THEIR SUPPORT IS A NOOB TOO WHAT DUMBASSES"
: HUMMING INTENSIFIES
(I figured I'd share my dark and twisted humor with people more inclined to appreciate it, this is a repost from myself, elsewhere)
Mcprowlington50 votes"lol report this fucking 
what kind of scrub doesn't buy boots 35 minutes into the game"
Solice1 votesThis needs more upvotes
morris114 votes"idiot team doesnt enchant boots at full build omg these noobs"
Squidsmastah3 votesRIP Boot Upgrades
MissingKayo33 votesDon't you mean....
(some player): "IM PLAYING TALIYAH DON'T BAN, DON'T WORRY, I MAIN HER"
XeroKimo1 votesWho isn't coming until like the patch after this patch or the following 2 patches after this patch....
If that was meant to be the joke I'm sorry
MissingKayo1 votesYes, it was meant to be a joke.
Kishiyami1 votesWhen Aurelion Sol was released on the PBE I went to Youtube checking if someone did a video about him. What did I find instead? A video called "Aurelion Sol my new main"....how can a champion who was released an hour ago become your main? It doesn't make sense!
Rivenwind1 votesEh...I think of a main as a champion someone declares as the champion they're most committed to learning and playing as their best champion. However new the champion is or how skilled they are with that champion doesn't mean anything until you have at least 60 or so games in my book.
If they have at least 60+ games (more for high skill floor champions like azir or lee sin), then you can bet I'm gonna be at least a little bit judgemental. >.>
A Liberal1 votesI think a main is whoever you play the most, and it can change.
Through the end of season five I was a Bard/Lux main but now i've almost entirely stopped playing Lux and instead have been playing Morgana constantly.
therealdragon1 votesWhen Aurelion Sol was released on the PBE I went to Youtube checking if someone did a video about him. What did I find instead? A video called "Aurelion Sol my new main"....how can a champion who was released an hour ago become your main? It doesn't make sense!
You play him on the PBE.
You analyze each and every skill and figure out different build paths.
You figure out which skills work together and which don't.
You figure out which items work best together and which don't.
You discover stuff by accident. AND
You want to main them.
That is how someone mains something an hour after it comes out. -Sol main 2016
Knalxz7 votesTo be fair, alot of people on the PBE do figure out the pros and cons of a champion and master them sometimes. I did the samething with Jhin because I had so much time to play him on the PBE I got so used to the guy hes's become my go to ranged carry.
Soldier of 4Jhin2 votesSame I like played him so much I forgot how to play other champions for a bit
Ruin Lance1 votesdude shut up, i main every new champion!
Blue Moon Wolf15 votes
: Shopkeeper? I think my 
is faulty... it's not replenishing my mana, it's just making my spells cost less mana...
Shopkeeper: You didn't read the patch notes, did you?
: what do you mean?
Shopkeeper: Riot changed it so it refunds 15% of your mana spent instead of giving you regen.
: WTF?! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IF I RUN OUT?!
Shopkeeper: buy more mana .__.
: ... I bet 
isn't having to deal with this crap...
meanwhile at the other Shop
: ... sooo... to use 
, I have to take damage... for mana... then use a spell, USING said mana I just restored... so I can heal the damage?
Shopkeeper: yes, that's correct.
: ... You know that makes no sense, right?
Shopkeeper: Hey, I don't make these things, I just sell them
morris13 votes[{quoted}](name=Blue Moon Wolf,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=HB40870c,comment-id=000f,timestamp=2016-05-04T07:51:58.870+0000)
I have to take damage... for mana... then use a spell, USING said mana I just restored... so I can heal the damage?
Vicious cycle of the Catalyst.
V The Support V3 votes
could probably milk this.
The Ender Cobra8 votesAlso
100/0/0
GET ALL THE DRAGONS!!!!!!!!
hue
huehue
huehuehue
Sythriel Draken8 votes
will have a higher ban rate than 
and 
combined!
Knalxz6 votesYeah, saw his new ult on PBE only because he aimed at someone else. If it's going for you, all you're going to see is 50 Shades of Grey as he penetrates your anus.
Supreme Senpai691 votesNoooo, mah main ;-;
A Liberal8 votesTime to completely relearn one of my favorite characters (again)
^-^
sobs indistinctly
MrBuffington6 votesI'm no Cass player, but I thought she was pretty cool when I tried her on PBE; let me know what you think
A Liberal1 votesIdk, i'm figuring I will try it before I pass any judgements on if it was good or bad, but the simple fact is that her playstyle is completely different now.
I used to play her focusing almost entirely on building my stacks up in lane, and than afterwards I was either in the backline trying to pretend that I was an ADC, or hiding in a brush so that I can scream at someone who unwittingly walks by.
Now, (I think?) shes more DPS and less burst capable, but she does have giant zone control now which is super cool. Also at first I was worried about losing the mana refund but since mages build mana now I think it will be okay. Also early game I'll probably do more than w-e minion waves with q's to catch the enemy.
Idk ill see.
MrBuffington1 votesI thought she was more bursty if anything; again, I don't have a solid understanding of 6.8 Cass, plus I was testing vs. bots (on one hand it's more controlled, on the other bots are pretty weak and you outscale them since they don't itemize or CS), but once you get rolling, you can kill a squishy with a Q and 2-3 empowered Es. I liked the Lich Bane build on her since you have more downtime between your Es to weave in autos, so your DPS is really high, not to mention it gives you MS.
Knalxz1 votesAlteast she isn't getting gutted like Vlad.
Rioter1: Let's design a champion around the idea that he has to put out damage for his ultimate to be useful.
Rioter2: HEY, HOW ABOUT WE MAKE IT SO HIS ABILITIES TAKE FOREVER TO CHARGE UP THEIR DAMAGE!
Rioter1: http://blog.zacscy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Genius.jpg
:/
ImmortalBloodCY1 votesYou never know, maybe some people will figure out how to make vlad strong.
DoubleTongue7 votesLiterally everyone I saw on PBE said Vlad's damage was insane.
MrBuffington2 votesWill confirm, his E is so much more impactful now. His empowered Q hits so hard.
Hyperiön2 votesNew Vlad is hella strong, Don't talk about things you do not know, every game on PBE there was a vlad, who absolutely raped ass.
Knalxz1 votesIronic you say that because I never saw a Vlad do well. Do you have any vids or anything to show is power because even on Youtube I've seen people perform poorly with him.
All he has is early game power but since his abilities are so odd to manage late game he just falls into the bin despite his passive.
bill841 votesThis new cass on URF will be... holy shit. The e will be on a .18 second cd
Kiyodai Akamichi7 votesDon't forget:
First pick locks
Malz jungle.
"First time Malz Jungle but I saw it done on the PBE, it's godly, Imma carry this game so hard"
AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN.
World Ender11 votesAn ally has been executed
FTFY
morris11 votesWhen they start with Machete, E and max Q...
Cheese Pope4 votesA sneak preview of your ranked games in two weeks: http://i.imgur.com/CYDRS4V.png http://i.imgur.com/CYDRS4V.png http://i.imgur.com/CYDRS4V.png http://i.imgur.com/CYDRS4V.png http://i.imgur.com/CYDRS4V.png http://i.imgur.com/CYDRS4V.png Game 1: "Don't worry, I'm a Taliyah main" Game 2: "Don't ban Taliyah, she's my main" Game 3: "Dont wurry am Talah mian, were gunna ween" Game 4: "Please don't ban Taliyah" Game 5: "hehe xd" Game 6: "Taliyah has been my main since season 1"
Shinytoes203 votesThe HUMMING INTENSIFIES literally actually made me laugh. GG
Aniela2 votesI'm preparing for not getting to play Malzahar again. ;; So many people are gonna swamp him.
Twiggles1 votesAnother snippet from tomorrow's league climate.
: R.I.P. 
Me: *laughs self into a coma
macromite4 votesbut rageblade gets the passive. this is so much worse, because now double hitter can actually have farm.
Troll for Trump1 votesI can see XZ liking it. But yeah it's bad for WW. WW can't gank without his ult and the onlything to do instead is farm and he's not really working towards gaining stacks, as much as he is working towards rageblade, and it's just much better to have a dvourer champ that can gank instead of AFK farming, as it has more prescence and almost as equal income.
World Ender1 votesFarm junglers are still going to farm. They just have more incentive gank now, without being gated by a powerspike on an item.
Troll for Trump1 votesWhy would XZ or Jax not focus on ganking?
Knalxz4 votesI thought you called him Double Hitler.
macromite2 votesyou thought one was bad, just wait for there to be two at once.
A Liberal1 votesBut since melee champs don't get double stacks anymore its much less likely to proc in champion encounters.
roar20011 votesI don't get it
NotSpecialDude3 votesPink wards are going from 5 hp to 4
To compensate, wards regen health if out of combat.
Riven doesn't read the patch notes and is bitching.
MVDuneCats4 votesIf only my ward would stop attacking! Sheesh!
Knalxz1 votesOkay, this got me pretty good. Well played.
