List some "You can't win" matchups

darkdill·Oct 12, 2015·16 votes·6,421 views

To put it in perspective, matchups like:

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292 Comments

EnvironmentalistOct 12, 201525 votes

MasterYi item 3031 item 3046 item 3142 item 3153 item 3072 item 3071 vs. Soraka item 1055

OhthePiplupOct 12, 201576 votes

Poor Poor Master Yi

IcyPepperOct 12, 20157 votes

Maybe we should give him a seventh item to help even out the odds. Maybe a GA.

StephenizgodOct 12, 201516 votes

This happened to me today...

Soraka : item 3141 item 3006 item 3072 item 3031 item 3087 (yes she had two IE's)

--VS--
: item 3151 item 3165 item 3116 item 3020 item 1052 item 1058

Im sure you have guessed by now that Soraka won that lane hardcore... she was 16/5/19 and had a full Sword of the Occult all game...

IcyPepperOct 12, 201511 votes

Surprised she didn't have BORK.

AD Soraka with lifesteal is basically a health station for a jungler that stops by.

4ManVotedAgainstOct 12, 201520 votes

« Your team has called for a Surrender-Vote »

You vote : No

Your team has agreed to surrender with 4 for and 1 against.

DJ Di0Oct 12, 201520 votes

: Galio Your passive literally heals him.

DestaiceOct 12, 201514 votes

: item 3157

PredatoreOct 12, 20159 votes

ive beaten zed ltos of times with veigar...

darkdillOct 12, 20158 votes

Those Zeds must've sucked, then.

Against a competent Zed, Veigar has no options outside of calling for ganks.

EedatOct 12, 20156 votes

Joke? As soon as Zed ults you you throw your cage on yourself. Stand on a wall and he gets insta-stunned.

darkdillOct 12, 201517 votes

The idea is that Zed can poke you non-stop while you're trying to farm up AP with your Q. He doesn't need to ult you if he can just force you to recall too much.

Akali is SO HOTOct 12, 201519 votes

maybe you shouldn't be getting hit by every single one of his shurikens then

darkdillOct 12, 20155 votes

He doesn't have to hit every single one. He simply outlasts you once he gets lifesteal. Tell me how Veigar recovers health in lane. HP pots don't cover it all.

IsmokeOreganoOct 12, 20159 votes

funniest shit Heimerdinger vs mid. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

RenailleOct 12, 20157 votes

Vladimir Fiddlesticks Swain Garen Vayne Garen Quinn Darius Vayne Darius Quinn Zed Kayle Anyone Yorick

Daedalus871Oct 12, 201512 votes

Cho'gath can beat Yorick.

Photos of GhostsOct 12, 201510 votes

By ignoring him until he can oneshot him?

1000angrybeesOct 12, 20156 votes

Katarina : Sona : Soraka : Nami : Bard

Old Man TeetoOct 12, 201531 votes

Bard with 800 Chimes. You just got 1 shot.

Kitten of EvilOct 12, 201511 votes

Yeah, if you let Bard power-farm for chimes for 4 hours, you really pay for it by the end.

RisenDarkKnightOct 12, 20156 votes

Blitzcrank vs Morgana Sona vs Leona

The Bearded BardOct 12, 20155 votes

Gnar vs Any top laner

Photos of GhostsOct 12, 20157 votes

... really?

Old Man TeetoOct 12, 20155 votes

Bottom Lane vs Mordekaiser

Only Play DariusOct 12, 20155 votes

Funny if you think about it an immobile CCless melee champion should be the one getting crushed botlane.

Old Man TeetoOct 12, 201512 votes

If I hadn't witnessed it myself, I'd laugh at whoever told me Morde would bottom lane carry and dominate the lane this season.

ihaveapotionOct 12, 20155 votes

TwistedFate Nautilus Annie Kalista Mordekaiser in enemy aram team.

GinoSoldierOct 12, 20154 votes

Sona : Akali

EedatOct 12, 20154 votes

MonkeyKing vs Darius

EndlessSorcererOct 12, 20154 votes

Riven vs Taric

It's fun seeing how long it takes them to rage in all-chat about the "no-skill champion".

Only Play DariusOct 12, 20153 votes

I though Maokai was the "Shutdown Riven" toplaner.

Auz the RipperOct 12, 20155 votes

I've done that once or twice as taric It's really funny having more armor than riven has AD

DengedenOct 12, 20154 votes

There are no unwinnable matchups in lanes where summoner 12 is viable.

darkdillOct 12, 20152 votes

TP is getting nerfed in preseason 6.

DrNovaOct 12, 20151 votes

They didn't say that.

My Waifu VanillaOct 12, 20156 votes

They have alluded to it multiple times since it's too "required" and they completely disregard 9+ players take summoner 4

EyesOfTheFoxOct 12, 20152 votes

Yeah they pretty much made Flash a requirement since it has so much utility, even though they have "nerfed" Flash in the past, it still just has too many viable options for its use.

darkdillOct 12, 20156 votes

I'm still wondering what might happen if Flash were made built-in like Recall.

ModAttysu The PoroOct 12, 20153 votes

Ahri vs Leblanc

I'll let you decide which one wins.

(PST IT'S THE LADY ON THE RIGHT)

Slamurai JackOct 12, 201510 votes

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I'll let you decide which one wins.

(PST IT'S THE LADY ON THE RIGHT)

Leblanc hasn't countered Ahri in quite a long time. 57.6% win rate for Ahri in the matchup.

Chuck CharlesOct 12, 20152 votes

cant you just event horizon on top of yourself when zed ults? i havent played the match up, but in general zed shits on ap mids. veigar definitely can't WIN his lane but he can go even. so i guess can't win is a good term there.

dont know if you think ashe can't beat yi or yi can't be ashe....i mean a fed enough can stun him and kill him in time he is stunned, but yi general kills any adc so long as he can get on top of them.

tryndamere with ult vs donger seems interesting too, but im sure the donger could wait till you pop ult and then zhonyas himself before stunning you wtih grenade and walking away . there is some outplay potential there. i disagree with that one.

in a competent lane I feel anyone can beat anyone. there are a few terrible matchups. like kassadin vs annie, or quinn vs any melee top with only one gap closer. but for the most part you can outplay anything some just require more skill than others.

darkdillOct 12, 20154 votes

Ashe cannot use her Frost Shot crits on Yi when he's using Highlander, so she essentially will NEVER kill him before he kills her. Ashe's only hope is to hit him with ECA, but he'll either purge it with QSS or dodge it with Alpha Strike.

Tryndamere with ult is super easy to stun with a Heimer grenade. And if Heimer also has Zhonya's, he can just enter Stasis when he gets in trouble and let his turrets kill Tryndamere. Also, you can't really push down a turret guarded by a Heimerdinger unless you have help from teammates.

JustMyBassCannonOct 12, 20151 votes

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Ashe cannot use her Frost Shot crits on Yi when he's using Highlander, so she essentially will NEVER kill him before he kills her. Ashe's only hope is to hit him with ECA, but he'll either purge it with QSS or dodge it with Alpha Strike.

I thought they specifically changed her Frost Shot so the debuff would still attach to slow-proof and CC-proof targets...and Baron and Dragon.

Still doesn't help her with the whole "immune to slows+untargetability frame" thing, but, y'know, small comforts.

Photos of GhostsOct 12, 20158 votes

Only Baron and Dragon, and it's been like that since the rework. They say it's intended for her to be worthless against unslowable champs

Kitten of EvilOct 12, 20152 votes

Anivia vs. Fizz is unwinnable if the Fizz isn't braindead.

Captain AishiOct 12, 20151 votes

Anivia vs Yasuo is even worse :S

ItsGflowOct 12, 20153 votes

Nah. Just hug tower until 6. Proc shield with aa. Once you hit 6 just spam R+E. Dodge tornados and you're good.

Captain AishiOct 12, 20154 votes

really not, anivia has trouble farming under tower due to how slow her AA animation is, as well as low base damage

and also, spamming R+E is almost 200 mana everytime, and half of those are going to get windwalled so you just oom yourself for no gain whatsoever as yasuo lifesteals back what little damage he took by continually farming the minion waves

it's a lane where you have 0 kill pressure while being under pressure yourself, while also having almost no way to setup a gank

ItsGflowOct 12, 20154 votes

Well I'd hope you could buy some mana. Not to mention the wind wall can just be baited by putting your ult down for a second. And farming under tower gets easier over time.