How to stay bronze

Dope Solo··1 votes·310 views

Join any bronze game. Watch as your teammates select champs they have no mastery in. Offer no leashes. Pick into roles they don't know how to play, with champs far less from optimal for those roles. Rinse and repeat. Try hard. Do well, or don't. Doesn't matter. Enjoy stuck in bronze. Stay bronze. [zombie-brand-facepalm]

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needHymn1 votes

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Dope Solo1 votes

Name 99 of them.

AR URF1 votes

as a jungler don't gank the lanes with the overextended enemies, which seems to be like pretty much every game for some reason. As someone who got mr 7 with lee sin jungle. I know that the lanes with the overextended enemies are the ones you go for.

Dope Solo1 votes

So is that don't, or do? Which is it?

AR URF1 votes

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So is that don't, or do? Which is it?

Don't if you want to stay in bronze.

Dope Solo1 votes

I thought that was pretty obv.

Dope Solo1 votes

Was just looking at random profiles on the ranked. There's a 'veteran' bronze 5 player. I mean, wtf honestly? Stuck in B5 for 100 games, with 57 LP? How the fuck is that even possible? He's got 73 wins, and 10 straight losses. This matchmaker and entire ranked system is totally fucking trash. Meanwhile, the #1 promo spot has 7 wins???

HouseOfSin1 votes

Nice try, but I have a better technique! It's the super secret technique of the Seven Sins of the Celestial Beings...

Trolling.

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