The champions I don't enjoy playing against

Intimidator·7/12/2015, 9:44:23 AM·43 votes·4,886 views

Not necessarily OP or a QQ thread but here's a list of champions that are just infuriating for me to play against and that literally suck out the joy of my game:

(np didn't want that CS anyway) (np didn't want to cast spells anyway) (stupid mobility) (stupid mobility, free sustain, no mana) (see Azir notes) (np didn't want that baron/dragon anway, np didn't want to kill your support anyway, stupid mobility) (stupid mobility, I can dodge the spears tho) (np didn't want to really kill that adc anyway, bonus points for teammate trolling) (np didn't want that CS ayway, np didn't want to move anyway, np just take 30% of my hp with a shroom)

No matter what I seem to do these champions can't really be outplayed and not once have I ended a game with the thought that these champions are actually fun to play with/against. So what's your list? :)

136 Comments

terkmc7/12/2015, 10:22:58 AM29 votes

Gnar Leblanc Yasuo Fizz Ahri Ezreal Kalista Nidalee Quinn Vayne Riven Motherfuckers stand still god damn

Voidac7/12/2015, 9:56:31 AM26 votes

You see, I have the same problem. This problem plagues my dreams. For if there is one force in existence that I dread "playing" against... It jukes all my skillshots, it's tanky, and... I fear for my life. Sometimes I wander jungle thinking... why? Why does he have moves like Jagger? Is this the matrix? Is he the chosen one? Of course, the one I'm speaking about is...

...the glorious...

...the terrifying...

...his wisdom and power know no limit...

It's...

...Scuttle Crab.

dies

Szunray7/12/2015, 4:50:27 PM26 votes

Nasus "Hurry up guys, we only have so long before Anubis, God of Death gets enough stacks." Draven -An ADC who's gimmick is doing more damage than the one you are playing. Udyr -builds no damage Items. Basically assassinates the carry. Sprints away while ults bounce off his backside." "Your ADC is forfeit." Annie - Zoned by her existing in the same lane as me. Recall at half health to avoid getting turret dived by flaming bear.

Edit: Oh yeah and THIS chick Jinx - Oh your died? That'll cost you 3 turrets.

Solari Fortune7/12/2015, 2:39:50 PM17 votes

ADC main Tryndamere YOUR FRONTLINE MEANS NOTHING! XinZhao ^ Zed Katarina Leblanc Rengar Pop goes the carry Nasus Slooooooooooow doooooooooown Janna I am a free Bf sword Nautilus I didn't feel like moving anyways Vayne Pop everything to get away she still catches up Blitzcrank Somehow can land a hook when I am behind minions

Aikki7/12/2015, 7:26:45 PM12 votes

Riven ''You can outplay me dozens of times but you only need to make one mistake and i'll snowball and carry the game. GG easy.'' Azir ''Farming? Don't even think about it.'' Darius ''Let me punish you for playing a sustained damage melee champion.'' Irelia ''Let me punish you for outplaying me and getting me low by stunning you for 2.5 seconds.''

Ace Access 7/12/2015, 2:23:36 PM8 votes

Katarina spin2win ult thats frustrating and the sound is really annoying

Graves blinds then gap closer to burst and my supp runs away

Vayne stealth gap closing via ult then stun and does a tonne of damage

Teemo blinds and EVIL shrooms

Leona gap closer with roots, bigass AoE ult CC

Gnar no resources marksman with annoying 3rd hit passive shenanigans and tank mode

Blitzcrank can dies several times but still ruins your day the moment he grabs you

Gangplank fast on his feet which makes him hard to chase and hard to run away from

Ekko ..... enough said

TahmKench come back here and spit out my rightfully earned kill :P

Taric looks ugly :P

Wyrmblade7/12/2015, 7:08:09 PM7 votes

Katarina If she comes into the fight when everyone's low on health she's going to get a pentakill and there's nothing you can do about it since most CC will be down and there won't be enough time to use it anyways (To a lesser extent MasterYi also does this, but at least he isn't smug about it)

Nidalee Pretty much impossible to catch, has the single worst voiceover in the game, if one spear hits you're pretty much dead. Any poke you land on her is useless because of her heal.

Fizz I think fizz was literally designed to be as annoying as possible. He does huge damage even if he misses his ult, he looks like he belongs in skylanders or pokemon or something, and it's near impossible to hit him. The only solace is that his playerbase is usually really bad at the game.

Irelia She's ridiculously tanky, does ridiculous damage, and has a ridiculously long stun, all while having sustain and near stun immunity. Her kit has nothing to do with her lore or the fact her blades are floating. She could be wacking people with a skateboard and it wouldn't make a difference and she has the personality of a loaf of tofu. I honestly think she needs a sion level rework, but the whole "better nerf irelia" circlejerk seems to have scared riot away from touching her.

Zed He does too much damage, just plain and simple. His ult is a nightmare clarity wise, you have this big red X on you so you get scared and want to zhonyas or flash or something, but that's useless since it'll just pop you later, that's mostly a problem for newer players though. He's AD so even if he misses every single ability, he can likely still kill you because of his auto attacks. Having to rush zhonyas first item is not, and never will be counterplay.

Vayne This is my single least favorite champion in the game. I have not met a single Vayne player that was fun to be around. The only counterplay if your ADC didn't bully her enough early game is to stay out of her weirdly long auto attack range, but she has her passive and tumble to get to you. Even if you set her behind she can still carry late game, it's Vayne's game to lose. Her attack sounds are obnoxious, she's slippery as hell and pretty much impossible to duel. It makes me sad because I genuinely like her concept but it was done in a really bad way.

LeeSin I know he's not strong right now, but everything about him pisses me off. His kit's design is just beyond awful. His whole gimmick is having two abilities for each slot but there just wasn't any creativity put into it, with pretty much no interesting effects or gameplay. He has the same problem as nidalee, where if he lands a single skillshot then you're pretty much fucked. He outduels most champions, has pretty much every stat in the game thrown into his messed up kit. And his ultimate is just disgusting, it's an undodgeable nuke that can potentially CC your whole team and it makes you travel weirdly slow so you're CC'd for longer. He's tanky and utterly impossible to chase because of his ridiculous dash. His model is ugly and he's blind but that has no impact on his gameplay. Riot is never going to touch him due to sheer player base QQ even though he needs a rework badly. I'm so glad Rek'sai's replaced him.

Honorable mentions Blitzcrank Lands one skillshot and you die. Nasus Has to be kept down, but is also near impossible to keep down. Morgana Spell shield, snare and ult make the game boring for the other team, needs a VU badly Fiora Playerbase is really smug and obnoxious, will usually lose lane then just splitpush forever Shaco Nunu You automatically forfeit one of your buffs at the start of the game.

I'm tired so the grammar in this post may be off.

BeerOfRoot48437/12/2015, 10:27:47 AM7 votes

Vayne I've been a tank main since I started playing, so naturally I avoid Vayne like the plague. Leblanc Two flashes that happen to reach farther than flash and deal more damage than my ass can handle. Chogath My first main. It's sad to see people playing him because he's good, as opposed to because of how fun he is. Morgana Nunu My first sworn enemies. Morgana Q was the bane of my existence, and Nunu Bot was obnoxious as hell.

MarkedOfKane7/12/2015, 3:31:26 PM7 votes

Chogath Cant be harassed because sustain

Katarina Even if I win, she will still get fed

Kalista Cant kill the enemy support/Outsmites the jungler/Whats a slow?

Thresh No counter

Tryndamere Team always has to 3v4 because it requires an army to stop this fucker from backdooring

Vayne %health true damage every other auto/Tank destroyer

Riven Speaks for itself. Also, enemy Rivens always can Q much faster than I can for some reason

Ekko Untargetable

Nidalee Speaks for itself

Stiv12347/12/2015, 4:13:32 PM7 votes

I dont care if Im up against a Fizz or Teemo or even Leblanc , but if I have to lane versus Yasuo , I am very very very close to ragequitting (I usually never leave a game intentionally), this champ is just toxicity in person. Skillshot immunity, the capability of blocking all my spells and trading whenever he wants to, his "LOL NICE LANE BULLYING IMMA GET A KILL AND SNOWBALL ALL OVER YOU" and lastly the absolutely zero counterplay lvl 6 Malphite JarvanIV gank cheese.

Ramuhdo7/12/2015, 9:55:54 AM5 votes

Gangplank Champion based around running away. Blitzcrank Champion based around GOTTA DODGE EVERY SKILLSHOT. Annie Champion based around point-and-click and they're all smug about their "skill". Katarina See above.

Ancestor0077/12/2015, 12:21:18 PM5 votes

Personally, i hate Fizz Katarina Yasuo Zed . I main mid, so i don't see the other too often in my lane

arc957/12/2015, 8:23:51 PM5 votes

Fiora - I just flat out suck against her...dont know why but she makes my booty hurt Irelia - Ditto Cassiopeia - ugg shes just annoying Fizz - its Fizz come on hes almost as bad as Teemo >.< Darius - Hemorrhage... Shaco - getting counter jungled by a good Shaco... most frustrating thing in league...omg our jungle sucks...no this Shaco is just hates me :P Teemo - Satan!

Schenix7/12/2015, 10:30:14 AM5 votes

Jayce Damn AoE powerball with intense damage and gap closing slams. More of a QQ. I just dislike laning against good Jayce's but respect him as a champion.

Teemo I mean. Unless I'm Teemo, Cho or GP...

Leblanc
Do I hate going against her kit? Sort of. But what ticks me off, is that combined with her passive, she can escape so well or avoid death with it's activation. Hate it.

Heimerdinger Why am I almost dead while all you're doing is spamming your taunt

That's actually it. I enjoy the diversity of champions in League and playing with or against them.

oh wait. Late game Nasus. Nasus Yeah. Not fun to go against. I cry for mercy if we're somehow an hour in and he Withers me. But I can't say he's broken, because he isn't. Doesn't mean I'm not deathly afraid of him if the game dragged on that long.

Kivolan7/13/2015, 3:37:21 AM4 votes

How is Vladimir coming up but no one is talking about Swain ?

"Let me just go stand in the middle of the enemy team for a pentakill"

Heckin Support7/12/2015, 6:53:26 PM4 votes

Zed Oh you hit 6? I didn't wanna leave tower anyway? Tryndamere Oh you hit 6? I didn't want kills top lane anyway. (Also the endless unstoppable split pushing pls) Thresh Yah no thats fine just lantern your adc out even though we completely caught both of you out. That's fine.

Ariel the Cruel7/12/2015, 9:01:54 PM4 votes

Support main

Blitzcrank Be nice to have an ADC that's not terrified of minions. Mabye then I'd get a game where he doesn't land 15/16 grabs.

Darius I'll just afk; be back in 20 minutes. Let me know if lane phase ends before that.

Ekko "Don't stand in the-- " Never mind. +facepalm+

Fiora She's almost dead! +Ults+ Never mind. back to square 1.

Jinx "brb, play safe" "an ally has been slain." "A turret has been destroyed." "A turret has been destroyed." Jungler: "Where the hell is my red buff!?"

Kalista Seriously. F Kalista.

Leblanc Would you stand still for. ONE. SECOND !?

Mordekaiser Great. Now my idiot ADC is literally killing us.

Olaf Thank Riot you're useless without either Sivir or a perfect Nami ult.

Poppy That ult. (T_T)

Singed Will you just DIE ALREADY!?

TahmKench At least Soraka is squishy. You can't kill him or his ADC. :/

Yasuo Al least Braum gets hit by the things he blocks.

Vladimir Glad to know everything I do amounts to nothing.

Nidalee Dodged 100 spears. Die to the 101st. It's only been 2 minutes.

Teemo F'ing SHROOMS!

Holîday7/12/2015, 11:41:01 PM4 votes

Viktor - Comes back with item 3196 , one laser hit takes 1/3 of your hp. Hated it so much I joined the club

Blue Moon Wolf7/13/2015, 1:32:17 AM4 votes

Lux (ridiculously low cooldown for such a strong ult) Fiora (once she's on top of you, there's no getting her off... yes I know that sounds dirty, I had no better way of wording it .__.) Riven (riven... nuff said) Kalista ( with no limit on how many spears she can stab you with, she's free to not have a lot of ad and STILL murder you) Zed ( I don't have a problem with him, I have a problem with people spamming his laugh) Kayle Leblanc LeeSin Vayne (when someone who's good with them shows up, there unstopable)

Zenjoltis7/13/2015, 3:35:13 AM3 votes

Zed Yasuo Vayne Tryndamere Blitzcrank Fizz Ekko LeeSin Riven

Pretty much any champion with stupidly safe mobility and damage.

Whut Thuh 7/12/2015, 6:11:33 PM3 votes

Azir turret diving.... never heard of it Xerath you THOUGHT you escaped Teemo no comment necessary Shaco full health aaaaand killed by an invisible shaco in the jungle Fiddlesticks hahahaha my summoner seeking crows kill ppl even though they shoudnt Ekko 1 v 5 cuz hes ekko Talon i dont even know what im throwing but they look cool

Gregor Gysi7/12/2015, 4:17:58 PM3 votes

Nasus Lane is going good, I manage to deny him but then my jungler comes and dives him with Nasus' having his ult up.. Even though I ping him back. Ugh. Just this moment when you know that this lane is over and there's nothing you can do about it.. That sucks. And yes, the games when this doesn't happen and you just stomp on him are awesome, but still.

Morgana Oh damn. Morg Q -> Afk. Morg W (when in lane) shoves you, no matter which champ you play. You want to CC her? Black shield. And then her ult - you can't burst her down because of Zhonyas and you can hardly run away. Ughh.

Chogath You get pushed and your damage gets sustained. Ughh.

Irelia Awesome burst considering how she is a tank. Annoying trading, annoying follow-up when her jungler ganks. Scales well. Oh fuck you.

Fiddlesticks Best soloQ champion, im soooo happy that people don't play him.

TahmKench OMNOMOM my ass.

Cupkek7/13/2015, 12:47:01 AM3 votes

Katarina Vladimir Leblanc Heimerdinger

Fucking ungankables

NemeBro7/13/2015, 5:18:55 AM2 votes

Ahri Her kit basically has a little of everything, and her early game harass is real. Ekko I don't really mind laning against Ekko, but fuck if my team won't feed this asshole. Heimerdinger Annoying. Irelia Punishes you for having more health than she does harder than any champ in the game. Kalista Am I an immobile melee? Yes? Darn it... Katarina Read Ekko. Kayle Probably one of the more binary and annoying champions. Undodgeable harass, sustain, easy kiting, and is apparently a broken jungler now. Poppy The worst designed champion in the game.

Rico Nasty7/13/2015, 4:16:45 AM2 votes

Ahri I can spam my q and heal half of my health bar without pressing anything! Oh did I mention that I have hard cc? Oh oh oh also I have not just one, but THREE AoE dashes with stupid damage! Heimerdinger Aww you wanted some cs? Let me just fucking push you out of your lane and then take your turret while you're gone for 30 seconds! Fizz Omg you're trying to attack me? Let me just use my damage nuke knockup ""skillshot"", then when you try to do something I'll just make myself invulnerable WHILE hopping away! Ekko You thought you killed me? Nope! Lemme turn back time to heal myself with a MASSIVE damage nuke, shield myself, OH AND did I mention it has no cost! Annie Aww you want to get near me? That's cute! Let me just point-click stun you for almost 3 seconds and nuke you to death!

EkkoFroffles7/12/2015, 6:24:39 PM1 votes

Morgana : She shields everything, and the range and duration of her bind is a little much. Plus she counters just about every support I play. I intend to learn her and piss others off at some point in the near future.

Xerath : Only when I'm laning against him. He seems to outrange me no matter what and his Q seems to go on forever (past the animation even) and whittle me down faster than hell. I just for some reason can't seem to learn how to lane against this guy.

I feel weird for only having two...