Gonna start banning Soraka

why not play her for that 100% winrate?

Squishy as heck. Has to hide behind a wall of teammates who may or may not know how to guard her. Loses her own health everytime she guards someone. Has a mana pool that drains quickly. Has a good ult but it's on high cooldown.

Yes, sure...whatevs....how dare they have a champion that stops you from killing things? This reminds me so much of the complaints about Sona when she could actually heal decently.