I had a really Bronze game yesterday

: Spends all early game complaining about the enemy Nunu and how he can't fight him early. He claims Nunu's broken and he spends a long time tilting and flipping out over it.

Problem: Nunu's a tank, and he's specialized in counter-jungling. He isn't great at ganks, but he IS great at eating his food, then cleaning your plate. If you're worried about farming over him, you're playing his game. Just ruin his lanes.

: Now he's flipping out about how he can't hurt this guy no matter what he does. He even built some armor pen!

Problem: It's flat pen. I had to tell him like 4-5 separate times "% pen kills tanks. Flat pen kills squishies".

Enemy : Khaz has finally piped down about Nunu after building 50 flat pen (Ghostblade + Maw + Runes) and a Cleaver. Annie starts complaining about getting one-shot.

Problem: Annie had built LITERALLY NO ARMOR and had 0 armor in her runes/masteries. I was even saying in all chat before now "Flat pen kills squishies, and % pen kills tanks". This Annie sees this Khaz complaining about having 50 flat pen in his build while being unable to kill Nunu, and she managed to justify not building a Zhonya's. She was complaining about getting one shot when she was basically taking true damage.

Like...this was just fundamental levels of dumb. You'd think this stuff would be known by now.