Since Teemo is disabled from League does that mean...

Edit: Due to the downvotes, I want to mention that this is satirical. I forgot - satire is hard to translate on the internet. and it seems people aren't getting the gist.

1 | A cult of summoners from the League of Legends who will awaken him into his true form. [A devilishly, satanic rework. Unlikely] 2 | This is just a joke by Riot. [I'll be incredibly saddened as a Teemo main and this came unannounced. It's like disabling Yassuo's Yasuo...] 3 | Teemo is getting a VGU soon. [I know, it's unlikely] 4 | Due to Riot realizing Teemo does not offer much into any game/League match, they're removing him? [Sadness] 5 | A secret for/about Teemo that will change him or how players interact with him.