I would lane against zed over yasuo any day

xTropicalPenguin·8/21/2016, 10:16:38 PM·75 votes·4,116 views

Zed can actually be played against and takes a bit before getting real annoying, you can actually punish him for every single time he tries to cs, you can play around him and poke him down so unless he's actually good it'd be to risky to all in you. but yasuo is cancer from the beginning, the entire laning phase "HUA! HO! HASAGI! HA! HUO! HASAGI! HASAYO! HA! HOU! HASAGI!" aka E-E-E-E-Q-E-E-Q-Q-E-E-Q-E-Q-E-Q-E and so on. With his shield coming back every 5 seconds that shit is true suffering. I've started just muting the game and listening to music whenever he's picked because he's so obnoxious. Does anyone prefer laning against a yasuo?

141 Comments

Xeruon8/21/2016, 10:51:40 PM63 votes

You can't outplay a Yasuo. A Yasuo can only outplay himself. It's sad but true.

Caítlyn8/21/2016, 11:05:46 PM34 votes

Back in my day champions had cooldowns

Lmao Get Mooned8/21/2016, 10:45:56 PM20 votes

I would lane against any champion in the game before Yasuo. I can fuck up a teemo, but yasuo has so little counterplay it's just ridiculous

OxyPoro8/22/2016, 2:32:25 AM11 votes

"Hurr-durr muh shield is up so let's trade coz I'll always win."

Seriously, I hate Ekko and Yasuo because of their chickenshit hit and run playstyle that utterly breaks them in the hands of any player patient enough to abuse their mechanics to the fullest.

WolfChases8/21/2016, 10:57:05 PM8 votes

Zed has a lot of terrible matchups actually and falls of late game and is dick for the teamfights comparing to Yasuo. Decent Zed can easily get fucked up against decent Kayle, Lissandra, Swain, Malzahar, Ekko, Riven mid, Cassiopeia and gets even more fucked up if there are Soraka, Sona or Tahm in the enemy team.

Still have no idea why people ban Zed, every single time he goes through he sucks.

ƒoes8/22/2016, 2:30:56 AM5 votes

HUA! HO! HASAGI! HA! HUO! HASAGI! HASAYO! HA! HOU! HASAGI!

I main Yasuo myself, and this part of the post was so god damn funny.

But, in all seriousness, I actually don't like going against a Yasuo either. It's not that he's annoying in lane, I just always feel like the enemy Yasuo is doing better than me even when he's not. Too much anxiety to try to meet my team's expectations, or my own. For how long I've been maining him (1 year 3 months, 270k mastery points), I just feel really "inadequate" for how well I do.

SSShutTheDuckUp8/22/2016, 7:00:13 AM4 votes

While I despise Yasuo myself I find it hilarious to tilt him with champions, who hard counter him. Irelia comes to mind. I have played this matchup so many times and there was only one Yasuo, who beated me and he admitted he was Diamond. (300 cs at 28 mins made me agree). Recently someone picked Yasuo top into my Irelia... god he suffered. He rage-quited at 0/6 areond 10-11 min, but what was really lovely was that he did not get a single CS after he became 0/2. The second he went back in lane I instantly tower-dived him and killed him. Yes, i was kinda douche, but hey - he deserved it for picking Yasuo. The point is - Yasuo's player rage towards certain champions being OP and broken is priceless. (while I actually agree that Irelia is OP)

TequilaZombie8/22/2016, 1:48:18 PM4 votes

My view is kinda biased because I'm both bronze and I play Shaco mid whenever the enemy picks Yasuo. I basicly counter his mobility by putting a box in my minion wave. GG ez trade.

Seenan8/21/2016, 11:02:12 PM2 votes

Pick a favourable matchup then. An Annie dicks him. I'm sure a Lissandra dicks him too. A Zed is annoying for every laner, but a Yasuo is only annoying to laners he likely wins against.